My credit card was stolen and someone legit bought $350 plus dollars of hamburgers

[JebJoh]

Immmmmm starvin ...... Earl, we got any hamburgers back there? ........ I'll check boss

 

[Nigger John]

Post a pic of the charge on your credit card app/website showing $350 at a burger place.

Oh, ok

 

[JebJoh]

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That's some good Dharma right there

Fucking bum

 

[Nigger John]

Sick on that ! Nigger!!!!

@Harry Powell

 

[Nigger John]

Also, the number was stolen, not the card

 

[johnnynoname]

i wish grimace would get away from that element

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Oh, ok

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Could have bought a nice TV or whatever but they opted for some fawkin steak and potatoes maybe a few margs. They ain’t so bad

 

[Paul]

Lol GO NIGGER JOHN

if you don't like Jim you don't have a sense of humor.
The best bit account on here by a wide margin.

And @Nigger John if you claim this isn't a bit, I will ignore it.
Nobodies this crazy. I love you, but don't ruin it.

 

[Nigger John]

I’m not a bit. I’m the apex of life

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Oh, ok

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Trip from Rohnert Park to Tracy, then down to Garden Grove. That's a full day's driving, plus however long it took to get to RP from Washington. They crossed state lines, so this is now a Federal crime.

 

[Turry Fawks]

NJ isn't a bit. He's a fawkin terabyte

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Oh, ok

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None of those are cheeseburger places, stupid.

 

[Nigger John]

None of those are cheeseburger places, stupid.

All three are

 

[Nigger John]

Ok the pizza place isn’t. But you get the point. Don’t be a nigger

 

[Princess Alena 2]

Also, the number was stolen, not the card

It was probably the rude girl from the gym you wanted to rape

 

[Turk February]

Honestly the only explanations that make any sense are either someone fed every bum in town or it's a black with no foresight.

Have you ever heard of an American film called Fight Club? He stole his own credit card and ate a lot of hamburgers. He created a seperate personality to allow himself to do this.

 

[BUBBLER]

Have you ever heard of an American film called Fight Club? He stole his own credit card and ate a lot of hamburgers. He created a seperate personality to allow himself to do this.

 

[Nigger John]

Have you ever heard of an American film called Fight Club? He stole his own credit card and ate a lot of hamburgers. He created a seperate personality to allow himself to do this.

I see what you did.

But movies are for faggots

 

[Turk February]

I see what you did.

But movies are for faggots

We all create a seperate personality to be gay with other guys seperate personalities. This was not in the movie. Only in the original novel. But it captures something important. Like you capture cumsies in your gay mouth.

 

[Nigger John]

I don’t have a gay mouth and don’t even like using my mouth at all. Nice try, enjoy prison.