Nana has gout

[Uncle Floyd]

Just checked his Twitter and he was ranting literally all night long up until 9am this morning so he must still be drinking on top of the meds/painkillers.

Ain't it fun!

9am? Usually he needs to be back in his coffin before the sun rises.

 

[Brother JoeBo Kurlan]

First night in SC in a drunken stupor he burns the new house to the ground. Moves in with Dawn and lives his remaining days in their spare room livestreaming and yelling about the blacks.

I hope this happens and he buys a 4 foot deep Intex pool in their yard, then Dawn's husband comes home one afternoon and finds his brother-in-law doing a bathing suit check on Warren and beats him up.

It gets better if you want to imagine a court case where Joe has to come down to be a character witness for any of these losers, and of course he's going to book a 3 hour Acoustic Solo Joe show at Tom's Myrtle Hideaway for thirty-five bucks.

 

[Stent]

I hope this happens and he buys a 4 foot deep Intex pool in their yard, then Dawn's husband comes home one afternoon and finds his brother-in-law doing a bathing suit check on Warren and beats him up.

It gets better if you want to imagine a court case where Joe has to come down to be a character witness for any of these losers, and of course he's going to book a 3 hour Acoustic Solo Joe show at Tom's Myrtle Hideaway for thirty-five bucks.

There would be a lot of little moments leading up to that. Dawn walking into the laundry sees Nana sniffing Warren's used underwear but convinces herself that she was mistaken.