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"Ith's been taken care of" lisped Andy Espresso, as he contorted his beer-bloated face into a gruesome mask of self-satisfied smugness. "No one fucks with Andy Espresso" he hissed angrily. His pitiful lackeys nodded obediently, terrified of Andy turning his mincing, flitting wrath upon them. "I'm not going to thit by and take it anymore" the washed-up radio host sneered. Andy was sick and tired of being accused of repressed homosexuality, just because he enjoyed sashaying and prancing like a Disney princess. His life was his own, and if he wanted to lisp, giggle, hoot and titter, that was Andy's business.
Meanwhile, in a nearby law office, Andy Espresso's attorney chuckled in disbelief. "Jesus, this spaghetti nigger just can't stop throwing his money away" he laughed. "Tweeting old queen" he said, as he endorsed Andy's check and placed it in his desk drawer.
Meanwhile, in a nearby law office, Andy Espresso's attorney chuckled in disbelief. "Jesus, this spaghetti nigger just can't stop throwing his money away" he laughed. "Tweeting old queen" he said, as he endorsed Andy's check and placed it in his desk drawer.