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Who did you bang then?No, there was one day where I could have, but she was staying with friends and had to go home with them, so I got half a handjob under a hoodie on the LIRR. Still worth.
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Who did you bang then?No, there was one day where I could have, but she was staying with friends and had to go home with them, so I got half a handjob under a hoodie on the LIRR. Still worth.
Nixon was unironically set up by the CIA. He didn't do anything LBJ didn't do. After Watergate, when Nixon would get liquored up, he would talk openly about it.Yes. He is a partisan asshole. If you asked him if Nixon or Reagan did anything wrong, despite the unquestionable evidence of Watergate and Iran Contra, he would say no, that was political persecution. And even if they did that they deserve a fair trial before we call them criminals for gods sake! But Clinton, Obama, and Biden? Best to throw them in jail and figure out what specific crimes we think they’re guilty of later.
The funniest thing about treating the Don as if he’s persecuted is he’s the most kid gloved motherfucker in the world. Anyone who wasn’t the President and didn’t have the rabid fanbase he has would be thrown in jail years ago. Fuck, they would at least he held in contempt of court. They would at least not have had their appeal bond reduced by over 400 million. They wouldn’t be let off of TWO impeachments because “He learned his lesson ok??? You can’t punish this guy!”. I mean the way they treat him is like how the news treats a black teen who beat on somebody. “Look at these photos of him with children, do you really think he could do these crimes?!”
I don’t want to get into this too deep. Even if we accept Nixon were set up he fell into their trap due to his own stupidity / paranoia. Watergate wouldn’t have blown up the way it did if Nixon didn’t do the Saturday Night Massacre and also refuse to hand over the tapes. His slimy maneuvering made it clear he did something wrong and knew about it, tried to hide it, which made him look even more guilty and thus primed people to want him to GTFO.Nixon was unironically set up by the CIA. He didn't do anything LBJ didn't do. After Watergate, when Nixon would get liquored up, he would talk openly about it.
Back when you were still intimate with and would sing to him and spend the night, etc., would Brotha Joe ever show up?Not off the air really. He and I didn't have a friendship based on politics and race. We both had good taste in film, listened to similar music, and enjoyed drunken karaoke. So when I hung out, that's what was discussed. We'd discuss the workday if something happened, complain about people, drink some beers, fire up some Rooster and give it a shot.
There were some times where he'd want to politic or nig talk, but that's when he'd just stay quiet and open Twitter, leaving me plenty of time to try and fuck whatever girl he had over that week. Imagine a wolf keeps bringing sheep over and then decides to rage tweet about cats instead of eating the sheep. I ate his sheep.
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