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NicerPS #0025 - HRC's Demise, Boq's Father, and Tryouts for 3rd Mic [FEATURED Guest: the BUBBLER]

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Perpetual pissing cur Boq car crashes the Natural Man for the 1500th time because like all stupid mutts he thinks barking scares humans.

This isn't Somalia. In Canada dogs fear the Natural Man.
 

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Its not some "coward pussy" its HomerunCumia, stupid.
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Somalians are HILARIOUSLY afraid of dogs. I used to clear out elevators just bringing one dog in. One dog who was so afraid of the elevator that he'd sit down and tremble the whole time. Imagine being such a cowardly FAGGOT race that not one of you can handle being near a domesticated animal.
 

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Somalians are HILARIOUSLY afraid of dogs. I used to clear out elevators just bringing one dog in. One dog who was so afraid of the elevator that he'd sit down and tremble the whole time. Imagine being such a cowardly FAGGOT race that not one of you can handle being near a domesticated animal.
This is true. Its taqwa not cowardice (we fear dogs because of a sahih hadith that states angels do not enter homes with dogs in them + their saliva invalidates your ablutions).
 

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Anyways they'd try to big-dick me. "Wait for the next elevator, SAAR! We don't like your dog, SAAR." and I'd just laugh and tell them to kick rocks. A coward faggot race of faggot cowards tbh
 

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I'm going to go to Boq's kennel with a mastiff and make him spray fear piss everywhere.
 

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I've been charged by dogs whose shoulders reached my sternum and told them to go the fuck home. Works every time. Somalians? Literal terror in their eyes over a medium sized breed who again, was trembling like Mohamad after he was raped by a demon.
 
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