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No more Missy Muscles lmao

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He's on Sunday nights after Joe Piscopo. Whatever revenue he's bringing in is surely welcome. Does he do live reads? Those bill more. It's just not as wild as you're making it out to be. Let's say I'm some fat diabetic with a wife who looks like Master Po and I want to advertise my chimney sweeping business to the local Tri-State area, buying an ad package for a grand or two isn't terrible, considering the potential reach. Why don't one of you autists call WABC and get some ad rates. I would, but I have a new Pac-Man poster coming from Hot-Topic and I CANNOT miss that delivery.
The troll is strong with you Dan. I respect that you actually are a pest to the bitter end. You need to jump on a podacast ASAP to spread the virus or perhaps you can create one with your tech skills. I have studied business and trending algorithms. You're in a very good position regarding the element of surprise. I suggest you offer a truce to OPSTAR and go on a counter offensive against ant, worm, Sammy, erick and the rest of the gang. This is a big idea and i think you already got your foot in the door if my inklings are correct. Godspeed and strike while the irons hot.
 

HH Brother

@AnthonyCumia hey, miss you!
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Were Danny boy and Sammy Roberts good pals at one stage? I don't think they were drinking buddies but didn't they go wrestling a few times? What do you think @BenDovid ?????????
Yidster is going to chime in and say they weren't that close :bhzv6yb:

He really likes rewriting history with previous work relationships. I'll hang up and listen to his six paragraphs about how I'm wrong and everyone who doesn't like him was stiffed on the Virus tour.
 
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Yidster is going to chime in and say they weren't that close :bhzv6yb:

He really likes rewriting history with previous work relationships. I'll hang up and listen to his six paragraphs about how I'm wrong and everyone who doesn't like him was stiffed on the Virus tour.
He really seemed like a loyal underling or perhaps apprentice of ant. In the High Masonic traditions the student is supposed to slay the master and this usually is reflected in many allegories of auld.
 

BenDovid

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they weren't that close

Well we weren't. We were coworkers. I never hung out with Sam. I never chatted with Sam after work. Than hung out with Sam. Erik hung out with Sam. Crazy how a bunch of old fat O&A fans actually think they know more than the guys who were there. Like, what makes you think Sam & I were BFFS? I didn't even want him at the SSTTF because I knew he'd ruin it with his unfunny horseshit. I can tell you about times I hung out with Travis. Or Derek. Or Lazlow. Not Sam, though.
 

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Which way?! Medium or well done?
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He's on Sunday nights after Joe Piscopo. Whatever revenue he's bringing in is surely welcome. Does he do live reads? Those bill more. It's just not as wild as you're making it out to be. Let's say I'm some fat diabetic with a wife who looks like Master Po and I want to advertise my chimney sweeping business to the local Tri-State area, buying an ad package for a grand or two isn't terrible, considering the potential reach. Why don't one of you autists call WABC and get some ad rates. I would, but I have a new Pac-Man poster coming from Hot-Topic and I CANNOT miss that delivery.
I still don't get why they wouldn't pay him like $50K unless they were trying to keep him, so they could actually turn a profit.
Also, everyone keeps using Piscopo as a punchline, but nationally he's way more famous than Anthony CUmia
 

Chubby's Cheesesteaks

Goodbye staIker.
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Crazy how a bunch of old fat O&A fans

You're in your 40s and look 70. Please don't call anyone else old, Danny.

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Well we weren't. We were coworkers. I never hung out with Sam. I never chatted with Sam after work. Than hung out with Sam. Erik hung out with Sam. Crazy how a bunch of old fat O&A fans actually think they know more than the guys who were there. Like, what makes you think Sam & I were BFFS? I didn't even want him at the SSTTF because I knew he'd ruin it with his unfunny horseshit. I can tell you about times I hung out with Travis. Or Derek. Or Lazlow. Not Sam, though.
was there some type of competition between you and Sam battling for the position of alpha intern? Sammy really survived a lot of the carnage unscathed. Would you bump fists if you saw him now?
 

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You're in your 40s and look 70. Please don't call anyone else old, Danny.

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Well fellas, this pic wasn't supposed to be public. I was asked to send proof with name and date for admins and they fucking posted this to the wiki. I really didn't give a fuck how I looked for it. If you think I look in my 70's feel free to say hello if you see me out and about. I don't live inside of a vacuum, and go to events and concerts just like you. Be sure to say "Hi Danny, I'm from the O&A Forums!" So I know you're a cool guy to buy a beer for.
 
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Well fellas, this pic wasn't supposed to be public. I was asked to send proof with name and date for admins and they fucking posted this to the wiki. I really didn't give a fuck how I looked for it. If you think I look in my 70's feel free to say hello if you see me out and about. I don't live inside of a vacuum, and go to events and concerts just like you. Be sure to say "Hi Danny, I'm from the O&A Forums!" So I know you're a cool guy to buy a beer for.
You can't demonise a whole forum brotherman dan. There's good eggs and bad eggs. Gotta take the rough with the smooth and get back in the groove.
 
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