Patrick S. Tomlinson has spent his entire ConFusion yelling into his phone at civilians threatening them prison for Felony Grill Pickup

[Hudson]

When is he going to build the fence?

 

[captain_kamala]

Hi admin @captain_kamala please use the emergency red phone to alert Null that his forum readers are “cow tipping.” That is against their site culture.

I wasn't going to say anything, but how did kiwifarms go from saying this was too unfunny to have come from there to actively doing the bit?
I blame dan mullen

 

[DMbA]

I can't say I condone duping random people into stealing Pat's shit and forcing them to interact with him, but I will say that Jeff's story hurt my ribs pretty bad.

It's a tough one man.

I would say the same if it's about anything else but Jeff is a bum trying to get free shit, so it's equivalent exchange for the entertainment

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Loading a gas grill into the back of a truck when suddenly, "THE FBI HAS BEEN NOTIFIED OF YOUR CRIMINAL STALKING! ENJOY PRISON NEXTDOOR CHILD" from a tinny Chinese camera speaker

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

When is he going to build the fence?

It is noT my duTY TO build a fence to proTecT my family from the criminal cyberstlakers who wanT us dead.

(in all seriousness though, he can't afford a fence)

 

[Professor Rape]

I wasn't going to say anything, but how did we go from saying this was too unfunny to have come from here to actively doing the bit?
I blame dan mullen

It isn't coming from here, the rickileaks were sent from reddit...... But all the users who were saying it was too unfunny to come from here deserve to be raped by niggers. Fucking fags, kill yourselves.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Does Fat Boy even use the grill? I don’t remember him posting photos of poorly grilled meats.

 

[porquedealer]

Is this why Dan was posting all those bbq memes the other day?

 

[Guest]

Get your fawkin ribs ready. Welcome, to @RickiLeaks.
A story in images uploaded to kiwifarms.net:
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25+ civilians announced they were coming by to pick up the grill in just the past 2 days.
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... and then this morning... uh oh!
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a couple hours later...
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[SIZE=22px]So, how has Pat been spending all of his time at his big gay con?[/SIZE]

Well, now we know:

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So much for Tiny Tim shilling. Rick is preoccupied with more important things.

Also see: ConFusion Cheesesteak Chaos
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Thanks for sharing, Bernie.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Disem(big)bodied voice got my ribs. Thanks for the spy report, Jeff.

 

[Harry's Enticer]

This very post is the 5th search result for that name on the entire internet.

Who is this nobody?

Nigga, Linger Longer

 

[Dog Eater]

>Scream into your phone at strangers trying to take your grill that they are complicit with a cult of criminal cyberstlakers.
>Sign up for website to tell stlakers they are going to prison for the rest of their lives.
>Read from a book you will never sell due to being persona non grata in the publishing industry.
>Refuse Dominos cheesesteak delivery mid reading.
>See photos taken from inside your house by stlakers on twitter mocking its state.

No effect on their lives.

 

[NigelCumia]

You'll pay for this, Daniel Mullen

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I wasn't going to say anything, but how did we go from saying this was too unfunny to have come from here to actively doing the bit?
I blame dan mullen

Check your email. There’s new instructions for our mission. They’re also changing the payment method from Amazon gift cards to Temu gift cards.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

>Scream into your phone at strangers trying to take your grill that they are complicit with a cult of criminal cyberstlakers.
>Sign up for website to tell stlakers they are going to prison for the rest of their lives.
>Read from a book you will never sell due to being persona non grata in the publishing industry.
>Refuse Dominos cheesesteak delivery mid reading.
>See photos taken from inside your house by stlakers on twitter mocking its state.

No effect on their lives.

And he sped back to the hovel in his shit box to protect his grill

 

[SFWA liaison]

I bet Pat barely ever uses that grill anyway.

 

[Professor Rape]

He doesn't care that his patio was stolen. I remember he told the sub, "you can't take anything I care about. Die mad at about" back in 2018 when he got his twitter account back. I believe Pat.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

He doesn't care that his patio was stolen. I remember he told the sub, "you can't take anything I care about. Die mad at about" back in 2018 when he got his twitter account back. I believe Pat.

That umbrella was like a son to him

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

"My shitty grill is NOT for free, cocksucker!"

"Now take that piece of shit 2011-14 Ford Edge and get off my stoop. Prison awaits."

 

[Professor Rape]

"My shitty grill is NOT for free, cocksucker!"
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"Now take that piece of shit 2011-14 Ford Edge and get off my stoop. Prison awaits."

Holy shit I contemplated posting this like 3 times (even saved the same image) but didn't think anyone would get the reference. I forgot this is a sopranos forum, FUCK.