Poke bowls fuckin rule

[Rick Roblinson]

Nice poor man's taste, stupid.

How much did it cost, money bags?

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Another one joins the Asian Club! I knew I flew monkeyd for a reason

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Aw fuck me I thought the clump of wasabi was an avocado slice... I'm fawkin dyin here, brothermen.

Nevermind, white confirmed

 

[Confused White Kid]

How much did it cost, money bags?

$35+.
I'm not telling you the exact price because Boq will data scrub every menu in New England till he finds me.

It's overpriced and I did not consent to caviar. Caviar blows.

There's a tuna shortage in New England apparently, as many of my local seafood places have taken tuna/poke off the menu and when I do find it somewhere, it often tastes metallic which means it has mercury in it.

Thanks, Biden.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

$35+.
I'm not telling you the exact price because Boq will data scrub every menu in New England till he finds me.

It's overpriced and I did not consent to caviar. Caviar blows.

There's a tuna shortage in New England apparently, as many of my local seafood places have taken tuna/poke off the menu and when I do find it somewhere, it often tastes metallic which means it has mercury in it.

Thanks, Biden.

Call me a rube or whatever. But it literally looks like something that came out of a faggot unicorn's ass. I'm sure it tastes alright but you know that it's gay as fuck.

 

[Confused White Kid]

Call me a rube or whatever.

Rube or whatever.

But it literally looks like something that came out of a faggot unicorn's ass

Yeah, so?

I'm sure it tastes alright but you know that it's gay as fuck.

Don't tell me what I know.

Yeah it's pretty gay.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Fawwwwwk someone quoted my post with a gordon ramsay gif and I wanted to reply the poke was fucking bloody raw!!!!

 

[Confused White Kid]

Fawwwwwk someone quoted my post with a gordon ramsay gif and I wanted to reply the poke was fucking bloody raw!!!!

Is poke not supposed to be raw? I don't get the ref.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Is poke not supposed to be raw? I don't get the ref.

Ramsay would blow the fuck up on those kitchen nightmare shows when fish or scallops came out partly raw in the middle and he would fucking slam this shit with his hand and scallop and fish would just go flying everywhere. Yeah poke has to be raw. If you cooked it with citrus it would be cerviche

 

[Confused White Kid]

Ramsay would blow the fuck up on those kitchen nightmare shows when fish or scallops came out partly raw in the middle and he would fucking slam this shit with his hand and scallop and fish would just go flying everywhere. Yeah poke has to be raw. If you cooked it with citrus it would be cerviche

I understand he played youth soccer and fancies himself a boxer, but I want just one dude with a spine one of these days to haul off and clock him square in the mouth.
Anyone ever gets in my face and talks to me like that is getting checked. You're not a Marines drill instructor, faggot - you make food for strangers for a living. I'll bonk you over the head with a cast iron grill (Norm face) and lock you in the walk-in freezer till you apologize.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Tuna, sashimi, rice, avocado, chipotle mayo, seaweed salad, all that good shit


I eat the fuck outta that shit. If you don't like poke bowls you're a Jew and can go fuck your mutha, Joe Rogan.

Rogan loves avocados.

 

[TorpidSloth]

I understand he played youth soccer and fancies himself a boxer, but I want just one dude with a spine one of these days to haul off and clock him square in the mouth.
Anyone ever gets in my face and talks to me like that is getting checked. You're not a Marines drill instructor, faggot - you make food for strangers for a living. I'll bonk you over the head with a cast iron grill (Norm face) and lock you in the walk-in freezer till you apologize.

This is the closest I've seen, but the guy just ended up looking like a tool


This is how it's done

 

[CuntFucker]

Anyone ever gets in my face and talks to me like that is getting checked.

 

[LiberalPussy]

This is the closest I've seen, but the guy just ended up looking like a tool


This is how it's done

Here’s another one

His British shows were much better.

 

[Dog Eater]

Poke was the only acceptable cheap food in Hawaii. It’s basically coconut’s version of sushi (their fingers are too fat to make the rolls).

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Here’s another one

His British shows were much better.

catching peoples' hands is a fun move, funnier if you take their hand & gently slap their own face with it while telling them to stop hitting themself... obviously if they're even slightly stronger than me then I'm gonna regret it real-quick (it's happened)

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Nigga got a poke bowl at Demoulas and thinks he's high class

 

[Confused White Kid]

Nigga got a poke bowl at Demoulas and thinks he's high class

Demoulas is for niggers and white trash like you who live in Brockton lol a white person living in Brockton... Nice life stupid

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Demoulas is for niggers and white trash like you who live in Brockton lol a white person living in Brockton... Nice life stupid

Woke up on the wrong side of the meth pipe, did we?

 

[Confused White Kid]

Woke up on the wrong side of the meth pipe, did we?

U madddd