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They're real and spectacular, huh? Not so muchAs a youngster who enjoyed masturbating to Teri Hatcher as Lois Lane I can still remember the disappointing anticlimax the first time I saw her sad, grumpy tits
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I went out with a girl years ago who had tits like that. It was a shame because she had a pretty face, was a sweetheart and fun to hang out with but her tits were awful, she had fuzz on her forearms and her scent, while not bad, didn't do it for me. We went out for a couple of months before I broke it off. It might sound shallow but I believe things like that are important, the little physical turn offs that are probably biological warning signs not to mate with that person.They're real and spectacular, huh? Not so much
If anyone posts any of the Alliance gals i will go balistic!
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Kind of Fridge-like build but would for the story
Enjoy the potentially schizo children, stoopidNice!
She has the body of Bam, so definitey would!
Enjoy the potentially schizo children, stoopid
Johnny Greenwood has very Ricci like lumpers
Ol' Incan Peasant Tits
Scent is something you just can’t get past when it isn’t right, no matter what. Most of the time l, for people who aren’t Norton-like weirdos, it’s not something you even think about consciously but no one can ever comprise on that. You can put up with and learn to love a chick who is a bit overweight or a butterface or too short or with bad tits, etc., but if she smells weird that’s it. It’s deep down caveman shit.I went out with a girl years ago who had tits like that. It was a shame because she had a pretty face, was a sweetheart and fun to hang out with but her tits were awful, she had fuzz on her forearms and her scent, while not bad, didn't do it for me. We went out for a couple of months before I broke it off. It might sound shallow but I believe things like that are important, the little physical turn offs that are probably biological warning signs not to mate with that person.
I'm trying to think of some clever or at least mean thing to say about poor Possum, but I don't think I have it in me. Thoughts and prayers. Nice impotent cruelty, stupid.
Nice Richard Speck tits, stupid.
Broke my fucking heart. I regretted all my teenaged beating off.
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