Poutine is a straight man's meal

[Toast]

If I take a road trip up to Canada next year, where am I going for the best poutine? Also where are the black areas I should avoid?

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Seriously, if you don't like poutine you've only had shitty ones. It's so simple but there definitely are ways to fuck it up and a lot people do.

"You've just never sucked a good dick"

 

[JamesJCrowe]

the closest we get in NJ is Disco Fries, preferably at a diner with a hot cup of coffee.

 

[Niggerotchi]

It eats pretty good if it was made by a real ass white man. Thick russets, proper real nigger hour curds, real ass gravy. Boom. You're a heterosexual based man's man.

If you pronounce it "pootin" like some French faggot, kys.

 

[RaggotFetard]

I’ve never had poutine, but it honestly seems like the kind of bar slop we all trash Patrick for. Also, I don’t like gravy, so I don’t think I’d care for it.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Spice bag is better

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Winnipeg.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]