Ray Wilson's Schlocktoberfest Day 1

[chiquita banana]

Hello, boys and ghouls.

And Sue.

I'm posting this on the 2nd over here, but since I know most of you are Yanks, it's still the 1st. Don't piss on my efforts.

It's Haunting season, and we Scots know a thing or two about Halloween. Especially when our local channels growing up would play the kind of films that would make Roger Ebert slit his wrists. But that said, I have a fondness for a good bad horror film.

Ray Wilson's recommendation for tonight's viewing: The Tingler!

No no no, this isn't a documentary about Anthony and his toy egg - The Tingler opens you up and fucks YOU! Your spine, that is! And the more scared you are, the more you're fucked, unless you scream!

Actually, this could be a documentary about Anthony.

Except Vincent Price is a fella I would have a pint with (though I'd always keep my eye on it), as he had personality and class. Not to mention, he was an amazing cook. Seriously, read him and his wife's cookbooks, guy was amazing.

Price alone should sell this movie to you, and even if it doesn't, the campy parts in it should. That's ALL William Castle for ya there.

Let's get the season started, lads. And remember, don't go out in the dark alone...

"No, Anthony! Please close the egg! I believe you!"

Aggressively unfunny FAGGOT

Why is your sense of humor so fuckin camp and twee and gay?? Why do you act like it's funny that you think you're Ray Wilson? That is mental illness. Imagine what skeletons this creep has in his closet that he never says anything about himself, never offers a genuine opinion (only repeats pre-approved memes from the crowd) and repeats the same unfunny shit over and over for five years straight?

Tee hee I'm Ray Wilson, isn't that so funny guys?? SHUT UP FAGGOT

 

[Uncle Floyd]

My dad always brought up seeing this in the theater, where they had arm rests that shocked you during key suspense scenes. That was the peak of those old school movie gimmicks. All in wit da Vincent Price, even if he seemed a little mysterious. Gonna check this one out, Ray. Thanks for the suggestion.

 

[UnPRePared]

Aggressively unfunny FAGGOT

Why is your sense of humor so fuckin camp and twee and gay?? Why do you act like it's funny that you think you're Ray Wilson? That is mental illness. Imagine what skeletons this creep has in his closet that he never says anything about himself, never offers a genuine opinion (only repeats pre-approved memes from the crowd) and repeats the same unfunny shit over and over for five years straight?

Tee hee I'm Ray Wilson, isn't that so funny guys?? SHUT UP FAGGOT

It's the Internet, you dumb cunt. I don't care what you think. I'm passing some free time for my enjoyment.

Whether you're Missy, Fred, Joe, or whomever, all you show is how angry and miserable you are in every message you write. That's an empty fucking way to live.

I feel sorry that no one loves you, and that if you died tomorrow, no one would care. But thats what worthless people like you are you, really, cancers to humanity who hate themselves and wish for others to feel the same way. Pretty pathetic.

Anyway, go to mass, they take in whores there.

 

[Jenna]

Oh boy this is as good as when the autistic kid at work put awoo werewolves of London on the Playlist for october

I saw a black girl have a schizo attack at CVS
Her hair was perfect
A-wooooo
Werewolves of Palm Beach

 

[Stent]

WWAW Buster (1988)?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I watched The Last Man On Earth the other night. I love Vincent Price but I gotta say, fuckin thing sucked. It was hilarious how unscary the zombie/vampire things were though. Shambling retards. Why did they talk? Why did they know his fucking name? Did he tell the zombies his fucking name??

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I hate this month because I over analyze what shit I want to watch, and read, and NEVER get to watching or reading anything

You read, Johnny?

 

[UnPRePared]

WWAW Buster (1988)?

Not good.

I watched The Last Man On Earth the other night. I love Vincent Price but I gotta say, fuckin thing sucked. It was hilarious how unscary the zombie/vampire things were though. Shambling retards. Why did they talk? Why did they know his fucking name? Did he tell the zombies his fucking name??

Problem number one with that film, if I remember, is it was filmed in Rome with local actors. So it was made cheap, with actors that were dubbed in post (poorly, I might add), that weren't great actors anyway. It was Italian produced and it shows - AIP distributed it over on your side. But minus Vincent's presence, it's shit.

Although to be fair, neither The Omega Man or I Am Legend are good either. No one has matched the book yet.

I saw a black girl have a schizo attack at CVS
Her hair was perfect
A-wooooo
Werewolves of Palm Beach

I saw a black girl beatin' up a WOP in Times Square

His hair was greasy

A-woooo

Tin knockers of Brooklyn

 

[NoBacon]

Aggressively unfunny FAGGOT

Why is your sense of humor so fuckin camp and twee and gay?? Why do you act like it's funny that you think you're Ray Wilson? That is mental illness. Imagine what skeletons this creep has in his closet that he never says anything about himself, never offers a genuine opinion (only repeats pre-approved memes from the crowd) and repeats the same unfunny shit over and over for five years straight?

Tee hee I'm Ray Wilson, isn't that so funny guys?? SHUT UP FAGGOT

You leave Ray Wilson out of this!

 

[UnPRePared]

You leave Ray Wilson out of this!

NoBacon!

NoBaaaaacccccooooonnnnn!

 

[johnnynoname]

You read, Johnny?

anything written from the Vampire point of view

 

[UnPRePared]

anything written from the Vampire point of view

Are you Otto Man from The Simpsons?

"Wow! I had mustard!?!"

 

[johnnynoname]

Are you Otto Man from The Simpsons?

you're such a good lad..ty

 

[Brooke Shields]

anything written from the Vampire point of view

You read this?

First chapter will suck you in

 

[UnPRePared]

You read this?

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First chapter will suck you in

If pre-Land of the Dead Romero liked it, I'll have to read it.

Anyone here ever read his script for his unmade version of the Resident Evil movie? Now that was a real horror film.

 

[Lunkhead]

You read this?

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First chapter will suck you in

Ever read John Steakley's Vampires? John Carpenter made a movie adaptation that I got mixed reviews on but I heard the book is pretty good. Not big on fiction but some of them pulp looking books with those covers read pretty good.