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Patti Labelle on noticeIf his case gets tossed he will try to kill someone.
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Patti Labelle on noticeIf his case gets tossed he will try to kill someone.
I think people really underestimate how many books get submitted to an acquisitions editor. He has a proven track record of failure and dwindling sales, an incredibly toxic online presence, very little engagement vs follower count, he is an unknown entity in a new genre after failing with Tor and exploiting the SFWA, he wrote a goddamn Tiny Tim fan fiction book that's been done already and is a condescending asshole who hasn't published in years. What's the upside?I think it will be a mix of everything that will send him over the edge. He recently told one of our rascals Tiny Tim isn’t coming out this year yet it was done with rewrites and edits in his agents hands in January / February. So that means this year he did NOTHING and won’t have anything released for 2024. He’s been telling Niki “this” is what will be the answer to all their problems, sue the police and get a big settlement that will get him a new book deal to write about his saga that will be huge and lead to all sorts money. Of course the suit will be tossed, no money for pig, no book deal and the con will be the last one he’s invited to as he’s far from being an author now.
The fact that neither he nor his lawyers had any clue that they would have to pay Quasi (mandatory) should they lose the LOLsuit is one of the funniest things in the entire Pat saga. Seems like something they would have known about with ten minutes of googling but then again, I don't think the pro se judge knew either.What’s nuts is he was absolutely baffled when they told him to fuck off with his last bullshit lawsuit. He was stunned when it got dismissed, never mind the fact that he found out he had to pay for El Tigre and the rest of the legal chads.
So yes, there’s a very real chance he’s going to be completely blindsided when this thing inevitably backfires because he’s the only person on planet earth who doesn’t know you don’t fuck with the unions.
Judge pro tem, stlaker. You did noT lisTen.The fact that neither he nor his lawyers had any clue that they would have to pay Quasi (mandatory) should they lose the LOLsuit is one of the funniest things in the entire Pat saga. Seems like something they would have known about with ten minutes of googling but then again, I don't think the pro se judge knew either.
Pat still cant come to grips that he lost and had to pay.The fact that neither he nor his lawyers had any clue that they would have to pay Quasi (mandatory) should they lose the LOLsuit is one of the funniest things in the entire Pat saga. Seems like something they would have known about with ten minutes of googling but then again, I don't think the pro se judge knew either.
Just read them. They say he screwed himself lol
Does that qualify as an 'oopsie doodles'?
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