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From reality. His reality is a nightmare. He must run away as often as possible.From what?
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From reality. His reality is a nightmare. He must run away as often as possible.From what?
I honestly think it would take less than a year. He went from being a skinny fat performative beer drinker to a melon-headed hard liquor drunk thanks to a few thousand Biden bucks. A couple of million dollars would have him starting every day with champagne cocktails and drinking and eating himself into a nightly coma. With his medical history, he'd stroke out before his first Christmas as a millionaire.He'd drink so much that his brain would turn to mush like Lady Di's within just a few years...assuming his ticker doesn't give out first.
His current one.From what?
I hope he does that with his current one.If he got any settlement he would buy a brand new mustang and wrap it around a pole driving drunk.
Has he changed his story again? He said the half-hovel was SWATted as opposed to a bomb threat?Can I hear more thoughts on this(home opener bomb-threat) for a second:
Has he changed his story again? He said the half-hovel was SWATted as opposed to a bomb threat?
Edit - it was both lol, looks like he had an action packed day of self-swatting.
He’d turn into Kenny Powers, drunk driving around the lake in a jet ski all day.I honestly think it would take less than a year. He went from being a skinny fat performative beer drinker to a melon-headed hard liquor drunk thanks to a few thousand Biden bucks. A couple of million dollars would have him starting every day with champagne cocktails and drinking and eating himself into a nightly coma. With his medical history, he'd stroke out before his first Christmas as a millionaire.
I always love how Pat the genius manages to get in the head of the swatter. If only he had a busted door to bolster his shitty lawsuit with. Every accusation a confession.
It would be a major story not only on ESPN but all major news outlets. Just look at how the threat of an attack at a Taylor Swift concert was a big story which is still on the top of ABC news.comA bomb threat to an MLB stadium would be impossible to keep secret since half the fans in the building would be posting about it on social media as they were being evacuated. Plus all the media in attendance would be talking about it. This really is one of his dumbest lies.
If Pat did use ChatGPL to write his response it might explain why it cited an article with the word blowout in the title that made no mention of the supposed bomb threat.Can I hear more thoughts on this(home opener bomb-threat) for a second:
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So he linked an article that makes no reference to a bomb-threat. I've seen people explain that this was moronically done as proof that the home opener was on the April 2nd(unless that was sarcasm). What the fuck was the point in that?
Let's ignore the article that has nothing in it.
HOW "We do know that the harassers, pretending to be Tomlinson, called in a bomb.." is that possible? Why/how DO they know this happened? And is it normal to not explain how they know?
Did Fatrick actually add that in because his omnipotence(he ordered the bomb threat) knew that it happened and exactly how it happened?
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I'm 16, dick about litigation. Can the cops bring in this goof in any way? It'd be some he said/she said i guess, wonder if the kid recorded the orders. That text above implies that Fatrick had to talk over the phone with him for the self-swat orders, why wouldn't the kid be recording these
Is that when the first pitch is usually thrown? Sorry, 16 and don’t know dick about sports.Not gonna try to look it up but at one point Rick said that the opening day bomb threat was made well after the game was over. That's why you can't confirm that any of this happened. Vurry convenient.
That’s what I was thinking, or the article called a Home Run a bomb to the stands etcIf Pat did use ChatGPL to write his response it might explain why it cited an article with the word blowout in the title that made no mention of the supposed bomb threat.
Could Patrick eventually be billed for the government resources that had been tied up in this nonsense?
I really would love to know what Pat/Niki would be responsible for if this all falls apart.Could Patrick eventually be billed for the government resources that had been tied up in this nonsense?
I really would love to know what Pat/Niki would be responsible for if this all falls apart.
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