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Dont forget that he is alone while doing this.Getting drunk on a beach at 1pm on a Thursday. Nice life loser
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Dont forget that he is alone while doing this.Getting drunk on a beach at 1pm on a Thursday. Nice life loser
If I saw a dude (especially one that looked like Pat) pull up to a beach alone I’d tell my kids it’s time to goDont forget that he is alone while doing this.
not likely. some cuntI'm serious, are these not public?
a museum is where he should be writing... because his career is ancient historyGonna have to get a real job soon pig, he thinks the lawsuit is a guarantee payday
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a museum is where he should be writing... because his career is ancient history
i am pretty sure he didnt touch the waterI have it on good authority Patrick S Tomlinson swims with his shirt on
If he had got in the water there would be news of flooding around the banks of Lake Michigan by nowi am pretty sure he didnt touch the water
Not obese by any medical standard, atalker.The difference is pat cant admit it. If he just said " Ya, I'm a fat tub of shit" then calling him fat wouldnt be fun anymore.
MODS!!!This photo perfectly encapsulates why people have followed this random author's every move for six years. Pat is able to spend his Thursday afternoon on the lake,pursuing leisure, while "Pat posters" are miserable at the job site or office.
The freedom he has to set his own schedule seems to drive people nuts and makes them apoplectic
People really need to learn how to live and let live
Looks like pig is taking an early victory lap
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Can’t wait to see it blow up in his fat face.
Weird bit, dude. I'd literally kill myself if I woke up tomorrow and I was Patrick S. Tomlinson. Sorry your life is apparently somehow worse than his.This photo perfectly encapsulates why people have followed this random author's every move for six years. Pat is able to spend his Thursday afternoon on the lake,pursuing leisure, while "Pat posters" are miserable at the job site or office.
The freedom he has to set his own schedule seems to drive people nuts and makes them apoplectic
People really need to learn how to live and let live
I see ass crack, no child I have to pull up my pants every ten steps because of my gym body does not fit the pants
Look at this fucking ball of lard.
He's so fat his ass crack has just become back crackI see ass crack, no child I have to pull up my pants every ten steps because of my gym body does not fit the pants
Look at this fucking ball of lard.
Holy shit, it's the vandal! I'd recognize that eraser head and flabby torso anywhere!
Look at this fucking ball of lard.
He's a genetic disaster for sure and, yeah, I think he pulled out one of the classic Pat shirts for this one. Big, fat, lonely guy getting drunk at the beach on his own at 3pm on a Thursday wearing a two sizes too small Smokey the Bear Antifa shirt. I bet he was fighting off the puss.I don't get how he can have such small skinny arms at the same time be such a fat piece of shit. Look at that skinny little brittle elbow barely not snapping there.
ROFL is that his stupid toddler smokey the bear shirt at the beach?
I really hope the volleyball net being in the way of the picture is just God foreshadowing Pat being behind bars for his self swatTing.
Look at this fucking ball of lard.
The show's only going to end once he stops going online.
I can't wait for the "Divorced Patkirk Van Houtlinson Sleeps In a Racing Car Bed" season. "Can I borrow a feeling, child?"
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