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Looks like the most blatant dumb stuff got dismissed. This will drag out longer and cost Rick more money, which is good.
Skimming through this, it almost sounds like they're saying that it's not going to work but they can only dismiss the obvious (Count one with Pat's faucet) right now, but can definitely dismiss the other stuff later.
Not a lawyer, though I am vaguely aware of a lawyer currently acting like a retard. He can definitely ask to have it sealed for privacy purposes and the PD will oblige to show good faith. If a wealthy benefactor/journalist wanted to push the issue as it concerns public safety and the integrity of law enforcement, there is definitely a case to be made to obtain it. Unfortunately they will have to pay to have rick's weiner censored, so you're not getting it no matter how much you lust for it (,stlaker).I don't know what any of this means, but if this goes to discovery, Rick has put himself in a bit of a pickle regarding bodycam footage.
As Rick is accusing them of using excessive force and being dicks about the whole thing, it would benefit the cops to keep the footage sealed, but it would benefit Rick to release it. Can the footage be included in the evidence and not made public just because Rick doesn't want us to see it?
Rick winning a million dollars will be well worth it if we get footage of his micropenis. Hahahahaha.
Does it say they will let the cops plead immunity later?
Rick's not going to read that part.
Pure speculation but I think the one and only sealed exhibit is the faucet video lmfao"Defendant’s motion to dismiss will be granted as to Count I, granted in part and denied in part as to Counts II and III, and denied as to Counts IV through VII."
The counts from the amended pig grease-stained complaint:
COUNT I: July 25, 2022, Swatting: Unlawful Search and Seizure
COUNT II: August 11, 2022, Swatting: Unlawful Search and Seizure/Failure to Intervene
COUNT III: October 1, 2022, Swatting: Unlawful Search and Seizure/Failure to Intervene.
COUNT IV: March 20, 2023, Swatting: Unlawful Search and Seizure/Failure to Intervene
COUNT V: April 11, 2023, Swatting: Unlawful Search and Seizure/Failure to Intervene
COUNT VI: April 12, 2023, Swatting: Unlawful Search and Seizure/Failure to Intervene
COUNT VII: April 17, 2023, Swatting: Unlawful Search and Seizure/Failure to Intervene
I wonder if it's just a time-related thing. Either way Rick is going to pony up a bunch of money just to show the world his faucet then get laughed out of court on the grounds of qualified immunity. Enjoy the next few months, fatso. We. Will.
I will not stop protesting until every man, woman, and child on Twitter has seen Rick’s penis. This is my publicly stated goalRick winning a million dollars will be well worth it if we get footage of his micropenis. Hahahahaha.
You’re a literal fucking idiot. Yeah, if bodycams are unsealed, magically Pat would somehow obtain them. And magically Pat would also post them to…own his trolls or something? I’m sure the courts will just let you post the opposing sides evidence on social media.As Rick is accusing them of using excessive force and being dicks about the whole thing, it would benefit the cops to keep the footage sealed, but it would benefit Rick to release it. Can the footage be included in the evidence and not made public just because Rick doesn't want us to see it?
Can we get a topless photo of your girl's jugs if we see the Faucet?I will not stop protesting until every man, woman, and child on Twitter has seen Rick’s penis. This is my publicly stated goal
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