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The MPD forensic unit already dusted for prints, child.I'm sure the city has a forensic expert that they could retain to confirm his handwriting matches
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The MPD forensic unit already dusted for prints, child.I'm sure the city has a forensic expert that they could retain to confirm his handwriting matches
Yeah im sure a bit of cash to spend on prezzies and beer would be helpful but more than anything he’s a vindictive narcissist. He wants to punish people for daring to question him and for exposing how shitty his life is. Also he wants to be famous for taking down “the most prolific, infamous trolling group in internet history”. He could have used this to grift years ago and hasn’t.They need money - it’s clear pats book career is over and her “business” is vague as it is. No more PPP loans and Lynne isn’t paying anymore
Anthony Cumia is better at saving and investing money wisely than Patrick could ever hope to be.You always demand a jury trial when you want a settlement because it’s more expensive for them to go through that. He wants money so he can have his vroom vroom car and bigger, shittier vacations.
And yeah, he wants the attention too but most of all he wants money. His whole life is about rubbing his riches in everyone’s face.
Put the pipe down and concentrate on what you're writing, child.Boomia you fat retard stay away from this case.
You don't Patrick would invest his new money wisely, planning for the long term future and not spend exorbitantly on alcohol and model spaceships?If he did he'd be dead within a year. There's a reason he's a broke deadbeat. He's not supposed to have money because he doesn't understand it. He thinks it's just pieces of paper with pictures on to buy stuff you like. He'd buy a moronically impractical car, maybe a boat (both zero resale value) and then drink and eat himself to death. He probably wouldn't even move house.
Patrick certainly drinks like McNultyThis is the "McNulty making up a serial killer" shit
It's because in his dumb fat head he's thinking, all these Judges keep ruling against me, the people of Milwaukee will understand and see the stlakers for what they truly are!God, the more I think about this, the funnier it gets. He actually requested a jury trial? He's the most unlikable person in the city!
Also, just imagine all the highly incriminating police cam evidence that exists that we know nothing about. That's PFG to me!
This is a good point. Naming us as stlakers when he denies that people have been where he is, except Dan is pretty funny. "Hey Rick I passed your dumpy house on my way to the Twin Cities"... "No stlaker, you didn't". The stalking seems confined to commenting on a site where people make comments seeking engagement. Yea that's really not even something you need to address let alone seek out behind blocks. His stalking claims are the worst. Nobody has stalked him anywhere as best as I can tell and he agrees to that in the physical sense. His whole stalking claim is him saying gossip and commentary about him is stalking, pretty crazy.Hold on one more. People are pointing out Pats use of the words “bully” in the document. Could it be that the lawyer advised him to put that word in there, specifically, because saying “stlakers” or “criminals” holds too much weight? (i.e, how are they bullying you? “They call me fat.” Yeah that sounds like bullying. As opposed to How are they stalking you? “They call me fat.” And thats stalking how?)
The right to jury trial in civil cases is established in the 7th amendment.Not a lawyer...how do you "demand" a jury in a civil suit?
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Not captain america or spock?I honestly believe the money is secondary to the fame. I'm going to pray to Thor and captain Picard this gets national media attention because that would be by far the funniest outcome.
That line just sticks out to me. It seems like an obvious attempt to pressure the city to settle quickly due to public backlash and negative PR. But as many have said before, Pat's white; so he's more likely to get Gavin Mcinnes to rabble rouse than Al SharptonIt drew some attention because they did a media tour telling everyone who'd listen
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