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Showing off his new house and land.

CuckQueen

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Ireland fucking off is in same bracket then. I guess there's a good reason but seeing shitty wooden homes get turned to matchsticks by wind makes me wonder why they use shitty material.
As for the housing thing, it surprises me wood isn't more common elsewhere. US is crazily forested, and it works really well to update shit. Putting in cable is much easier with wood than brick or stone. Americans also don't expect any house to last more than a lifetime because why would you? Shit's going to change in a century. New highway might make your house undesirable, new tech in the 20th century, phone lines, electricity, water, gas, cable would have been a pain in the ass. Only British fags like being in some 500 year old hovel that's been gutted and rebuilt a half dozen times.

For the Ireland thing, it counts and Hawaii doesn't because the UK had to change it's name, the US didn't.
 
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Funny thing is the US is the oldest continuous country. Britain fucked up and lost Ireland in the 1920s, France is on its fifth republic, the Russian Federation is only from the 90s, same as reunified Germany. Japan got a totally new constitution after we pushed their shit in in 1945. All the countries in the new world got their independence after the US, all of Africa and most of Asia got redrawn.
Nice try, the Federal Reserve replaced our government in 1912
 
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How lonely he is is really going to sink in out there living in the middle of nowhere. The novelty will wear off quickly and people won’t go down there to visit. He’s going to miss his daily dose of holding court amongst his hangers-on at Sullivan’s.

When he runs out of beer in the middle of the night he’s going to have fun driving 10 miles on a dark backwoods road to get more.
LMAO he is too impulsive and urban to ever stock up properly.
 
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So he’s saying today that he owns the house, says it’s in Greenville. The photo he posted is the back of the house and he’s planning a pool and an additional 2 story building that will have a game room downstairs and a studio upstairs.

Funniest thing is that apparently there are wild boars in the area. He does not realize the absolute nuisance they are. They will fuck the shit out of his lawn once he gets it seeded and put in. Also they are mean and not to be trifled with. Meanwhile he is having visions of a shooting them for sport.
 

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So he’s saying today that he owns the house, says it’s in Greenville. The photo he posted is the back of the house and he’s planning a pool and an additional 2 story building that will have a game room downstairs and a studio upstairs.

Funniest thing is that apparently there are wild boars in the area. He does not realize the absolute nuisance they are. They will fuck the shit out of his lawn once he gets it seeded and put in. Also they are mean and not to be trifled with. Meanwhile he is having visions of a shooting them for sport.

Last moments of Ant.
 
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So he’s saying today that he owns the house, says it’s in Greenville. The photo he posted is the back of the house and he’s planning a pool and an additional 2 story building that will have a game room downstairs and a studio upstairs.

Funniest thing is that apparently there are wild boars in the area. He does not realize the absolute nuisance they are. They will fuck the shit out of his lawn once he gets it seeded and put in. Also they are mean and not to be trifled with. Meanwhile he is having visions of a shooting them for sport.

LOL game room and studio...for who, exactly? He did the same thing with his castle of depravity, he set it all up based on ridiculous visions that never came true. No one's going to visit him there, he won't be having any parties, he'll be all holed up in one room, tweeting, drinking and playing vidya games, just like at The Compound. Meanwhile, his useless extra rooms will be filled with dusty, never-used and soon-to-be-obsolete junk, just like that hideous home theater he used to have.

LOL shooting boars. As soon as he sees one he'll be hugging himself in fear and tweeting pictures of them. He's just so full of shit.
 

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LOL game room and studio...for who, exactly? He did the same thing with his castle of depravity, he set it all up based on ridiculous visions that never came true. No one's going to visit him there, he won't be having any parties, he'll be all holed up in one room, tweeting, drinking and playing vidya games, just like at The Compound. Meanwhile, his useless extra rooms will be filled with dusty, never-used and soon-to-be-obsolete junk, just like that hideous home theater he used to have.

LOL shooting boars. As soon as he sees one he'll be hugging himself in fear and tweeting pictures of them. He's just so full of shit.
I think the home theater totally encapsulates his retardation. A generic little set of chairs and a small screen. He could have an IMAX built for 100 grand and that would have actually been impressive and neat.
 
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I think the home theater totally encapsulates his retardation. A generic little set of chairs and a small screen. He could have an IMAX built for 100 grand and that would have actually been impressive and neat.
Nana builds based on who he wishes he was, not who he actually is. One "guest bedroom" would be more than enough to host his brother or his sister on their rare visits. And a "game room" and "studio"....LOL, a studio for what? That shitty podcast he hosts? He could easily do that anywhere, he doesn't need a late nite talk show set.
 

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He doesn't seem like the kind of guy that does his own work around his house or property. so we're probably going to hear bitching about how hard it is to find someone to come out from the nearest town to cut his grass, fix a fence etc
Anyone he hires for any little bit of work is coming back to rob his sissy ass later too. He'll probably try to invite them to become his new Danny Ross friends to keep them close but he'll be cleaned out of whatever little bit of shit he has left.
 
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Nana builds based on who he wishes he was, not who he actually is. One "guest bedroom" would be more than enough to host his brother or his sister on their rare visits. And a "game room" and "studio"....LOL, a studio for what? That shitty podcast he hosts? He could easily do that anywhere, he doesn't need a late nite talk show set.
I think what is going to end up happening is he’s going to find himself traveling back to NY often since no one will want to go down there. He’ll probably end up getting another NY apartment if he gives the mineola one up.
 
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