Someone stole Pats pallet chairs

[Danrangutan 🦧]

Like someone said above, Pat never leaves his house. He no long brags about future tips or events. The one time he leaves his house this happens. It’s 100% a false flag

Yeah, how did the ad poster know he would be out that day? Did he mention being at the concert on his endless twitter spergery?Weird how the timing is always perfect for this stuff.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I guess having a Google alert for his address makes sense as he's a paranoid weirdo for some reason. Not noticing someone taking something from your back yard is also possible. There's probably crackheads making noise there 24/7. You get used to it.

How would he possibly benefit from faking a chair raid?

Speculate, speculate.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Some poor receptionist at the MPD station has the childing of a life time coming their way.

Cops are massive faggots they sude suffer

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Guys please dont make me dig through 300 pages of the private chats to find the exact moment someone came up with this bit. How the hell did it pay off like 9 months later.

Thankfully you cant because the main chat was created to exclude you, @NoBacon and @Jenna specifically for being far too exhausting and tiresome

 

[guest]

No one in 2024 is writing up a fake ad on craigslist to troll Patrick...maybe in 2021, but not now. He wrote that ad.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Thankfully you cant because the main chat was created to exclude you, @NoBacon and @Jenna specifically for being far too exhausting and tiresome

Yeah i meant the ones BEFORE YOU KICKED ME OUT FUCKFACE

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Fake and gay

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Yeah i meant the ones BEFORE YOU KICKED ME OUT FUCKFACE

I didn't do nothin

In fact I added you to my gay chat, and when you created your own you didn't add me

 

[guest]

Also, acts like these are more evidence of Patrick's Jewish ancestry.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

The middle two paragraphs have an excessive use of commas and bad grammar

, first come, first served

No one write like that but Pat

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I love the idea that those garbage chairs are such a hot commodity that they'd be taken within minutes of posting the ad. They reacted like Homer seeing the ad for a free trampoline:

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

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I distinctly remember some funsters saying how funny it would be if the pick up instructions were to just take them and not knock.

Kiwifarms taking ideas from OnA once again

 

[Sue Lightning]

Kiwifarms taking ideas from OnA once again

Yeah I also distinctively remember everyone saying “Thats funny but probably not a good idea” which is why its not on the marketplace post

 

[NoBacon]

Thankfully you cant because the main chat was created to exclude you, @NoBacon and @Jenna specifically for being far too exhausting and tiresome

Oh no what a shame

 

[NoBacon]

i bet famed kiwifarmer 1997 toyota tacoma had something to do with this.

He’s already claimed full responsibility on kiwifarms

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Like someone said above, Pat never leaves his house. He no long brags about future tips or events. The one time he leaves his house this happens. It’s 100% a false flag

Especially he didn’t post about the “concert” he claims him and Niki went to. No “it was a lovely date night with the wife” etc. and as said before he never leaves the house.

I bet he found the ad and had Niki and her friend look like they were taking it (they don’t even have a shot of them carrying it)

 

[Sue Lightning]

Oh no what a shame

Despite being 4 entirely different people we’re like the four horsemen around here

Nobacon - Conquest
BOQ - War
Jenna - Famine (he eats everything you see)
Sue - Death

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I don’t know about you but anybody else think it’s funny he was so upset with the claim that he’s downsizing? He seems more mad about that than the chairs.

 

[PickleRickle]

Despite being 4 entirely different people we’re like the four horsemen around here

Nobacon - Conquest
BOQ - War
Jenna - Famine (he eats everything you see)
Sue - Death

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

No one in 2024 is writing up a fake ad on craigslist to troll Patrick...maybe in 2021, but not now. He wrote that ad.

Pretty sassy, right?