Spider hate thread

[TheStinkySomali]

Who here squishes those nasty shits on site?

Sick of reddit phenotype fags saying how great they are

"They catch other bugs!"
They are a bug. And they leave webs littered with insect corpses everywhere. If you just allow spiders to set up shop in your house you're gross.

"But they're harmless!"
So are roaches. You gonna let a bunch of cockroaches roam free in your home? And there's several breeds of spiders with nasty bites that will need medical attention or minor surgery.

The type of person who lets spiders live in their house is the same type of person that wants to flood white countries with shitty third worlders like @Mass.gov

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Michael Imperioli is a faggot

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

 

[Chive Turkey]

Imagine being a big enough wussy to be scared of spiders and having the nerve to call anyone else a redditor. I don't want big ones roaming around my house but I just catch them in a jar and throw them outside instead of being a fag about it.

 

[Agent Smith]

Spiders are ok, but Somalis should be sprayed with Raid.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I got bit by a brown recluse years ago on my ass and there's a little crater there now, about the size of a half dollar. That ruined my weekend but overall I don't mind spiders.

 

[TheStinkySomali]

Imagine being a big enough wussy to be scared of spiders and having the nerve to call anyone else a redditor. I don't want big ones roaming around my house but I just catch them in a jar and throw them outside instead of being a fag about it.

"I luv heckin spiderinos!"

 

[Agent Smith]

I got bit by a brown recluse years ago on my ass and there's a little crater there now, about the size of a half dollar. That ruined my weekend but overall I don't mind spiders.

Fuck those things. Wolf spiders too.

 

[DooDooBrown]

I got bit by a brown recluse years ago on my ass and there's a little crater there now, about the size of a half dollar. That ruined my weekend but overall I don't mind spiders.

I got a little crater in my ass too, right in the middle.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

I don't mind them. I only really see them in my basement and I leave them alone because they are just hanging out and spinning their webs. I just remembered when I was a little kid I would throw ants into webs that I found to watch the spider scurry over and wrap it up.

I'll usually trap every bug and take it outside besides mosquitos, ants, and flies. I'm not much for smooshing if I don't have to

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I think they're beautiful and fascinating creatures, but I reserve the right to kill them in my house or if they get frisky and try to crawl on me. On a similar note, today I sprayed brake cleaner into an underground yellowjacket nest and followed it up with spray foam. Good luck with that, you stingy faggots.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I got bit by a brown recluse years ago on my ass and there's a little crater there now, about the size of a half dollar. That ruined my weekend but overall I don't mind spiders.

So that’s what happened to Anthony’s face

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

My cats eat all spiders in the house so whatever

 

[Ladynyahh]

Nah nah I thought you said that I was alright spider

 

[Lunkhead]

Used to let them live, but an old coworker's husband got bit by one (think it was a brown recluse) and ended up paralyzed. Left that job so not sure if it was a permanent situation or what. A brown recluse bit my kid's babysitter and she had giant bruises all over her arms. They say there's some way you can tell the difference, but I don't give a shit. I'm not going to sit there with a magnifying glass inspecting spots on this little faggot's head. If you're an insect and you're in my house uninvited, you're fucked, buddy.

 

[Steve Ramone]

I pick them up and take them outside. No need to kill something just for existing. Trying to teach my kids not to be scared of bugs.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I pick them up and take them outside. No need to kill something just for existing. Trying to teach my kids not to be scared of bugs.

I'm in the same boat. I just watched some faggot parent let their toddler stomp out a cricket on the sidewalk outside of the grocery store. I wanted to go push that kid over so bad.

 

[Steve Ramone]

I'm in the same boat. I just watched some faggot parent let their toddler stomp out a cricket on the sidewalk outside of the grocery store. I wanted to go push that kid over so bad.

What an asshole.

 

[Lunkhead]

Love all the gentle compassionate Buddhists in here that would never kill an eight-legged mutant bug that could poison them, but have no qualms about crushing a baby's skull if it's unwanted.