Spider hate thread

[chocolatehellhole]

I just catch them in a jar and throw them outside instead of being a fag about it.

I'll usually trap every bug and take it outside

I pick them up and take them outside.

Faggot shit

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Faggot shit

Aww is little baby boy scared of bugs

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Aww is little baby boy scared of bugs

Not scared, digusted.

edit: disgusted >_<

 

[1073waaf]

We used to have these monsters roaming around everywhere at my old job. I killed so many I think I made the species extinct.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I used to live in a really old brick building and always had giant fucking centipedes that creeped me out bad. They moved so fast too. And if you cut one in half with your foot, the other half would keep running away.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Who here squishes those nasty shits on site?

Sick of reddit phenotype fags saying how great they are

"They catch other bugs!"
They are a bug. And they leave webs littered with insect corpses everywhere. If you just allow spiders to set up shop in your house you're gross.

"But they're harmless!"
So are roaches. You gonna let a bunch of cockroaches roam free in your home? And there's several breeds of spiders with nasty bites that will need medical attention or minor surgery.

The type of person who lets spiders live in their house is the same type of person that wants to flood white countries with shitty third worlders like @Mass.gov

Arachnids? More like Niggerachnids amirite

 

[Phish]

Fuck all bugs

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fuck all bugs

Fireflies are magical

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I used to live in a really old brick building and always had giant fucking centipedes that creeped me out bad. They moved so fast too. And if you cut one in half with your foot, the other half would keep running away.

These faggots?

Spray them with Lysol to slow their run and then smash

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

These faggots?

Spray them with Lysol to slow their run and then smash

The redditor who posted this picture says not to kill them so I’ll defer to them

 

[chocolatehellhole]

The redditor who posted this picture says not to kill them so I’ll defer to them

He's then convinced they're an invasive species by another queer. A real @Sue Lightning phenotype dipshit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

These faggots?

Spray them with Lysol to slow their run and then smash

Yep, those faggots. I haven't even seen one in years and hopefully it stays that way. Some of them were so big I'd think I saw a mouse out of the corner of my eye.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

He's then convinced they're an invasive species by another queer. A real @Sue Lightning phenotype dipshit.

Oh yeah look at that. All it took was “they are invasive in US” for the OP to do a 180

Also yeeeuuck

I was unsettled by them until I saw one walking across the floor. It had the cutest and snootiest posture, and I instantly knew I was the rude one all along. I hope they can forgive me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh yeah look at that. All it took was “they are invasive in US” for the OP to do a 180

Also yeeeuuck

They move like stop-motion monsters. There's literally nothing remotely cute about them, they're fucking revolting.

 

[TaintofGeorge]

Saw some back in the day in Belize the size of dinner plates. I defy anyone to play the "ooo scared of bugs shit" with that standing a foot from you, or crawling over a mozzi net at night

 

[Lunkhead]

Saw some back in the day in Belize the size of dinner plates. I defy anyone to play the "ooo scared of bugs shit" with that standing a foot from you, or crawling over a mozzi net at night

Used to work with an ex-con that had all kinds of war stories from the pen. We were out in the woods and he almost walked into a banana spider web. The spider was pretty big and creepy looking, but the way he screamed like a girl while swinging a machete at it was so funny. Can't say I blame him and I definitely wouldn't gently try to find that thing a new home if it came into my house.

 

[Phish]

I have these faggots all over my garage/basement. Got a dehumidifier, diatomaceous earth, pesticide errything. Faggots just keep prancing around in mamas shoes everywhere I look. FFFUUUUAAAUUUKKKKK!!!!!’

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I have these faggots all over my garage/basement. Got a dehumidifier, diatomaceous earth, pesticide errything. Faggots just keep prancing around in mamas shoes everywhere I look. FFFUUUUAAAUUUKKKKK!!!!!’

Get a tarantula to eat them all, then get a snake to eat the tarantula

 

[RapistWithHIV]

Nature is disturbing.

 

[Turry Fawks]

They move like stop-motion monsters. There's literally nothing remotely cute about them, they're fucking revolting.

They undulate and I hate them for it.