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StewAnon Autist Steve Jarvis is NOT a fan of "bald creepy dude" Bernard Murphy's interior decorating

JoshMoonDiaperTroon

I want to start a family
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Oof https://x.com/Ankh_Morporkian/status/1882139709918601438

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Total Tranny Death

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Is everyone on Pat’s side a child abuser of some sort? You get pedos like Paul and Eric on one hand and deadbeat parents like Jackie on the other. Just dreadful people all around.
What percent of the population are pedos? Like 5%? I've literally never met a single person convicted of kp or offenses against children except for my christian church boy scouts leader who got busted for kp when I was like 11. Certainly nobody I have ever considered a friend. These people need to do some serious soul searching.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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Everyone in Pat's orbit is either (or some combination of):
  • repulsive, autistic, and chronically alone (that Jon Friðman guy from Iceland)
  • a pedophile and a loser (Paul)
  • has a mail order bride
This last one is crazy to me. How many of these losers has a woman from another country? Rockmuncher/James Buckley, Shaun Dukes and the Vietnamese women who won't even see him, this Jarvis guy and his Filipino bride, Jon del Arroz and his hostage wife from central America, Dan Mullen and Flavia, the list goes on and on. I know zero people in real life who had to 90 Day Fiancé their wife but every other person that pops up in relation to Pat has a wife who doesn't speak the same language as them. Does Shane Nokes have the most normal relationship out of the entire PatVerse? What is going on here?
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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Everyone in Pat's orbit is either (or some combination of):
  • repulsive, autistic, and chronically alone (that Jon Friðman guy from Iceland)
  • a pedophile and a loser (Paul)
  • has a mail order bride
This last one is crazy to me. How many of these losers has a woman from another country? Rockmuncher/James Buckley, Shaun Dukes and the Vietnamese women who won't even see him, this Jarvis guy and his Filipino bride, Jon del Arroz and his hostage wife from central America, Dan Mullen and Flavia, the list goes on and on. I know zero people in real life who had to 90 Day Fiancé their wife but every other person that pops up in relation to Pat has a wife who doesn't speak the same language as them. Does Shane Nokes have the most normal relationship out of the entire PatVerse? What is going on here?
It's all good, the Latinos for Trump types who have been asking me to marry them for years suddenly have an increased sense of urgency. I'm about to be rich
 

StlakerFatti

16 people use this account
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Everyone in Pat's orbit is either (or some combination of):
  • repulsive, autistic, and chronically alone (that Jon Friðman guy from Iceland)
  • a pedophile and a loser (Paul)
  • has a mail order bride
This last one is crazy to me. How many of these losers has a woman from another country? Rockmuncher/James Buckley, Shaun Dukes and the Vietnamese women who won't even see him, this Jarvis guy and his Filipino bride, Jon del Arroz and his hostage wife from central America, Dan Mullen and Flavia, the list goes on and on. I know zero people in real life who had to 90 Day Fiancé their wife but every other person that pops up in relation to Pat has a wife who doesn't speak the same language as them. Does Shane Nokes have the most normal relationship out of the entire PatVerse? What is going on here?

Dan Mullen is a Fatrick universe character for sure! Remember all the sick and twisted stuff Mullen does with diapers? He's another one of those sexfreaks
 

soulbrotherman#1

Specifically a quarter retarded
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Hmm...interesting thread name, lemme check it out


Oh wait, just more dorky civil wars?

Me:

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You may proceed...

edit, I actually posted in here already, lol
Please don't post a cock here, then claim it's a nice cock, then deny you said it's your cock, then deny you even posted it.
This is Fatricks lolcow section, not yours
 

Child..

Ashy torso + drugs = perfect night!
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Please don't post a cock here, then claim it's a nice cock, then deny you said it's your cock, then deny you even posted it.
This is Fatricks lolcow section, not yours
When I said the animals here planted a porn tab in my screengrab no one believed me...then like all true criminals, they returned to the scene of the crime lol, and defaced my posts again. Teehee
 

Child..

Ashy torso + drugs = perfect night!
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Please don't post a cock here, then claim it's a nice cock, then deny you said it's your cock, then deny you even posted it.
This is Fatricks lolcow section, not yours
wuzat dorkster?

Mod edit: No boqposting outside of Off-Topic. You've had 1000 chances. You've proven you cannot behave. Goodbye, child. Enjoy your LitCrit ban.
 
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