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Sweet Caroline gets sentenced next week.

Will she do any time?


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Uncle Floyd

Nice try, Floyd.
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Proof that WOmen will fuck anyone
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NoBacon

An honourable man.
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Sam will never see the light of day again. He’s going to have a bitch of a time coming off his Adderall in prison too.

It’s all about where you serve, too. She’s going to a minimum security prison, where everybody just wants to do their time and go home as soon as possible. It won’t be that unpleasant, just shooting the shit and reading every day.

Sam is with people who are there for life, and his time will be daily hell on earth.

She’s very lucky, 18 months of boredom isn’t bad at all. It’s actually a good opportunity to get fit and read a lot.
 
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It’s all about where you serve, too. She’s going to a minimum security prison, where everybody just wants to do their time and go home as soon as possible. It won’t be that unpleasant, just shooting the shit and reading every day.

Sam is with people who are there for life, and his time will be daily hell on earth.

She’s very lucky, 18 months of boredom isn’t bad at all. It’s actually a good opportunity to get fit and read a lot.
I don't think getting fit is going to make any improvements to her . . . Condition
 
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I knew I was mentally ill when I developed a crush on this nasty goblin. Imagine this creature kissing your feet, kissing your ass and getting the most out of your taxes through means as illegal as you wish. There is an appeal. I feel gross. I hope my girlfriend never reads this shit. I shouldn't submit this.
 
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