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Texas Roadhouse

Slackjawed Cow

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aRTie02150

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You feed Craig today carnal?
I feed them but I didn't notice Craig anywhere. It's funny how the others can recognize me but still prefer to take my food from a comfortable distance. I've been feeding the group for over 3 years now and Craig is still the only one who will come within a few feet of me.

I think it's some sort of territorial thing that I wouldn't understand. It's like they know I'm his bitch. They didn't seem to want the grapes which was odd, but they went berserk over the peanuts.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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I feed them but I didn't notice Craig anywhere. It's funny how the others can recognize me but still prefer to take my food from a comfortable distance. I've been feeding the group for over 3 years now and Craig is still the only one who will come within a few feet of me.

I think it's some sort of territorial thing that I wouldn't understand. It's like they know I'm his bitch. They didn't seem to want the grapes which was odd, but they went berserk over the peanuts.
I have a crow that found my cherry tree this year. He has been squawking up a storm this last week. He wont even bother coming near me since there is so many cherries where he hangs out.
 

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It’s mediocre food at best yet they do really well with the rubes. I guess it’s the same as Buffalo Wild Wings - they’ve had shitty food for the longest time yet are still popular.
Its funny that Outback steakhouse does a better steak than Texas Roadhouse. I think Ive eaten ant texas roadhouse twice and both times I was underwhelmed. Its been at least 10 years since and I can only imagine how shit it is now.
 
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Its funny that Outback steakhouse does a better steak that Texas Roadhouse. I think Ive eaten ant texas roadhouse twice and both times I was underwhelmed. Its been at least 10 years since and I can only imagine how shit it is now.
Yeah out of the two I would prefer outback over roadhouse but I’ve rarely seen a roadhouse that doesn’t do well - I see them packed most of the time.
 

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Yeah out of the two I would prefer outback over roadhouse but I’ve rarely seen a roadhouse that doesn’t do well - I see them packed most of the time.
I think the one near me does pretty well also. The whitetrash around here think its fancy eating. The olive garden was the same way a 10+years ago. People go there for special occasions like prom and birthdays, like its Ruth Chris.
 

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I think the one near me does pretty well also. The whitetrash around here think its fancy eating. The olive garden was the same way a 10+years ago. People go there for special occasions like prom and birthdays, like its Ruth Chris.
It’s 100% white trash / rube idea of fancy eating, there’s one in south jersey that’s right off the AC expressway and it’s not only huge but is packed pretty much every night. My boomer cousin is a giant rube and it’s his favorite restaurant, I got him a gift card there a couple years ago and he wanted to go right that moment.

My dad is in the restaurant business and while you wouldn’t call him a snobby eater by any stretch he HATES roadhouse and Buffalo Wild Wings to the point he gets angry, especially Buffalo Wild Wings since their food is so bland yet somehow they do well. They named the place after their wings and their wings are shit!
 
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