Texas Roadhouse

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I got a nice little lunch steak at Outback a few weeks ago, I don't know what they put on the aussie fries but them shits is delicious. I've been surrounded by jigs so much lately that I'm starting to talk like one. No jigs at outback that I remember.

Outback was the first place I ever encountered ice in the urinals. I thought it was the classiest place I'd ever been solely based on that. If anyone has never pissed into a pile of ice cubes, you're missing out, it's real satisfying.

My parents were giggling about the one dessert being named "The Chocolate Thunder from Down Under" and made me get it eventhough I was already full. My dad was like "Get it? It's like shit. Like you're eating a plate of shit."

 

[TorpidSloth]

Man that dies Not look like a guy who commits suicide. He looks like a guy who bullies bother people into suicide

Actually he does look like a guy who would stick a gun in his mouth rather than deal with his body breaking down. It's not like he killed himself over a woman or money or something

 

[TorpidSloth]

Outback was the first place I ever encountered ice in the urinals. I thought it was the classiest place I'd ever been solely based on that. If anyone has never pissed into a pile of ice cubes, you're missing out, it's real satisfying.

Imagine being the kid at the bottom of the totem pole in one of those places. Having to go in to the men's and throw ice in the pissers every 45 minutes

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Imagine being the kid at the bottom of the totem pole in one of those places. Having to go in to the men's and throw ice in the pissers every 45 minutes

Now imagine being that guy and walking in with a bucket of ice to a little kid marveling at how amazing pissing into an ice urinal is. That dude is making childrens' dreams come true. Probably had my shirt tucked under my chin being like "WWWWWOOOWWWW!!" zig-zagging to and fro.

"Mister, have you ever peed in this thing?!"

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Man that dies Not look like a guy who commits suicide. He looks like a guy who bullies bother people into suicide

Ls he loved Israel and niggers f him

It’s 100% white trash / rube idea of fancy eating, there’s one in south jersey that’s right off the AC expressway and it’s not only huge but is packed pretty much every night. My boomer cousin is a giant rube and it’s his favorite restaurant, I got him a gift card there a couple years ago and he wanted to go right that moment.

My dad is in the restaurant business and while you wouldn’t call him a snobby eater by any stretch he HATES roadhouse and Buffalo Wild Wings to the point he gets angry, especially Buffalo Wild Wings since their food is so bland yet somehow they do well. They named the place after their wings and their wings are shit!

Drunks will buy anything BWW is gross

 

[Rick Roblinson]

WWAWD Bloomin' Onion?

 

[Cuphead]

WWAWD Bloomin' Onion?

All in with da bloomin onion. I worked at Outback one summer while I was in college and we had a retarded bus boy who would eat them off of people's tables after they left.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

All in with da bloomin onion. I worked at Outback one summer while I was in college and we had a retarded bus boy who would eat them off of people's tables after they left.

And yet they kept him and fired you. That's gotta hurt.

 

[Cuphead]

And yet they kept him and fired you. That's gotta hurt.

Wrong as always stlaker.

He got fired because he sucked at his job

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I’ve been to Texas Roadhouse and it was fine. Not worthy of that much praise nor that much criticism. *Inhale deeply* It’s a tough one, man.

Plenty of people go there, not just “rubes.”

Honestly, I’m glad I can go to pretty much any chain restaurant and not care about the fact that it’s not an authentic experience like some zoomer fruit.

Except Fridays or Applebee’s. They truly suck.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

More like Texas Commodehouse.

No?

 

[LiberalPussy]

WWAWD bloomin onion from Outback?

 

[Dog Eater]

Outback was the first place I ever encountered ice in the urinals. I thought it was the classiest place I'd ever been solely based on that. If anyone has never pissed into a pile of ice cubes, you're missing out, it's real satisfying.

My parents were giggling about the one dessert being named "The Chocolate Thunder from Down Under" and made me get it eventhough I was already full. My dad was like "Get it? It's like shit. Like you're eating a plate of shit."

The first time I ever saw ice in a urinal was at Outback Steakhouse when I was a kid. Blew my mind. I mustered up like 3 pisses while we were there. Peeing on ice cubes is insanely satisfying. I kept trying to get my dad to go check it out but he didn't care.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

FUCK YOU, I'M A STORYTELLER!

 

[Dog Eater]

FUCK YOU, I'M A STORYTELLER!

FWIW I can confirm that Outback Steakhouse does indeed taste like Australian diarrhoea.

 

[Cuphead]

WWAWD Bloomin' Onion?

Slop