The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know what it is, B.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Turkey Madras

 

[Turk February]

Veggie turkey. We have carbon tax.

 

[CQ Beans]

You know what it is, B.

I’m going to need a little more info.

 

[Turk February]

I’m going to need a little more info.

Canadian Thanksgiving is like normal Thanksgiving but we eat better and I go to jail. It's pretty bitching.

 

[Toast]

Do you eat one of the local wildlife like beaver or liberal cunt?

 

[Turk February]

Do you eat one of the local wildlife like beaver or liberal cunt?

You have to bake the cunt to get the hpv out.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

All the stars are here

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

 

[Toast]

20 seconds in - is that fucking lemon pepper rub for the fucking turkey? fucking tards man.

 

[CQ Beans]

Canadian Thanksgiving is like normal Thanksgiving but we eat better and I go to jail. It's pretty bitching.

We’ll try to avoid that last part but have a good time.

 

[Turk February]

I'm getting some fucking salt and vinegar crispers. Americans will never understand. Life is short but it takes too long.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm getting some fucking salt and vinegar crispers. Americans will never understand. Life is short but it takes too long.

Crispers are the greatest snack food of all time. I always have to get multiple bags because I Ruiz them too fast. I go All Dressed with it.

You getting shitfaced today? I'm probably not. Although I could. Because there's an LCBO outlet store in the middle of nowhere that's open on holidays. I'm pretty sure we argued about this last year and I ended up going and buying a bottle of whiskey. Or maybe that was New Years or something.

 

[Turk February]

Crispers are the greatest snack food of all time. I always have to get multiple bags because I Ruiz them too fast. I go All Dressed with it.

You getting shitfaced today? I'm probably not. Although I could. Because there's an LCBO outlet store in the middle of nowhere that's open on holidays. I'm pretty sure we argued about this last year and I ended up going and buying a bottle of whiskey. Or maybe that was New Years or something.

I just discovered Uber eats. I'm going to be shit faced for a month.

 

[Turk February]

Crispers are the greatest snack food of all time. I always have to get multiple bags because I Ruiz them too fast. I go All Dressed with it.

You getting shitfaced today? I'm probably not. Although I could. Because there's an LCBO outlet store in the middle of nowhere that's open on holidays. I'm pretty sure we argued about this last year and I ended up going and buying a bottle of whiskey. Or maybe that was New Years or something.

Ever try stop yourself from finishing a bag of crispers? I think an hour is the longest any man can stop themselves.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I just discovered Uber eats. I'm going to be shit faced for a month.

Lol we don't have Uber here. We have Skip and Door Dash and you basically end up paying double for whatever you get.

 

[Turk February]

To our American friends. Crispers are very small crackers with potato chip dressing and they're fucking delicious. Like really delicious.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ever try stop yourself from finishing a bag of crispers? I think an hour is the longest any man can stop themselves.

Yeah I try all the time and it's like if I can see the bag I want to keep digging into it. God bless Crispers. Are they a chip? Are they a cracker? Nobody knows.

 

[Turk February]

Lol we don't have Uber here. We have Skip and Door Dash and you basically end up paying double for whatever you get.

I've always found skip the dishes fair. I just don't like their site. Some times it was like 3 bucks for delivery? That's fine.

 

[Turk February]

This is making me fucking hungry.