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Someday I'm gonna try to get Skip The Dishes and Door Dash to arrive at the same time and see if they fight on sight or if they do one of those crazy changing of the guard dances like they do on the Indian/Pakistani border.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Mama Vigoda made Duck L'Orange
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The undercutters pizza bit? (Very Canadian Ottawa humor)
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For our American friends Tom Green used to buy pizza and follow pizza delivery guys around and offer it for cheaper leading to violent confrontations. Very funny. Very fucked up.
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Lol yeah kinda. I just assume they're enemies and have a gang mentality. Tom Green rules.
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Do you remember the "take a flyin' fuck!" guy? Tom was just asking people where they were going and the crazy little old guy lost it on him? "None of your goddamn business where I'm going. Where the FUCK are YOU going??" I feel like I'm becoming that man.
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You're right. Every year I relate more and more to that man. Not even joking.
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My favorite bit was just Tom alone in an unfinished apartment building crying and screaming "what are you a car" it made no sense. Pure absurdist.
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Remember Body Break with Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod?
They teach you to keep fit and have fun.
They teach you to keep fit and have fun.
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I know this is a bit of a Canadian meme but I totally blocked it out. I remember the house hippo and every heritage minute. But not this. Maybe it's more local or something.
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I also love how this has turned into a private chat that isn't private. Where the hell is everyone else? Must be celebrating Thanksgiving.
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Nah they were on everywhere all the time. All through the 90s and 2000s. All the Body Breaks are a time capsule of Canadian fashion and it's hilarious.
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They're doing gay shit like spending time with their families.
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Lol. That is gay. "Hey there's dad, nice haircut. Not!"
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I just realized when he says "healthy bodies come in all shapes and sizes, so be proud of yourself" the camera creepshotted some big fat lady across the bowling alley lmao
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It's an oddly nice message but yeah. It's delivered in YTV fashion.
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I think you brought this up in another thread but remember Sugar from YTV. I have silent hill 2 vibes with her where I need to find her.
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Yeah Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod were always pretty wholesome. You can tell that Joanne McLeod is a nagging bitch though. "Haaal, I wanna go snowshoeing" "Haaal, you can't just watch Mythbusters and crush Crispers all day, Haaal." I bet she's gotten wine drunk and called the cops and said he beat her when he tries to make her go to bed.
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Yeah, we've talked about Sugar. She held the fuck up. She's still wicked hot.
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Wait Hal is me? This is turning into silent hill. (Btw a Canadian film)