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You know what Turry. We disagree on some things but you sound like you know how to ride.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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In Ottawa the cocksuckers would roll through five minutes early. I've never been so eeeennnnraged in my life. At least when they're late you're going to be close to on time. If they're early you're shit out of luck until the next one comes around.
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You can get mad or you can fill another piss bottle, hoof it at a school bus and vibe out
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Shine on, you crazy hosers!
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I mentioned this in an earlier thread but in Ottawa I'd just search for dead drops and piss in a park waiting for the bus. When and if it came was like a religious experience.
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My problem is I always sorta kinda feel like I might have to take a shit so it makes me impatient in helpless situations like that.
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I actually I think I learned how to play melodica waiting for a bus in Ottawa. They're that late. Constantly.
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My secret is I'm always shitting.
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That's why you keep a turban handy - nobody's going to say shit it you throw on some of that awful music, hop out in the middle of traffic and drop a hammer right on the dotted line
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Oh no. Are we gunna get into the Sikhs. I already made my most racist post yesterday.
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One thing they're never sikhing is a toilet. When you're sikh the world is your toiletster
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I feel awkward as fuck if I have to just mill around anywhere. Rural people are like dogs, if we ever see anyone hanging around in an odd spot we zero in on them and bark at them so I always assume someone is going to be like "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU HERE? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? FUCK OFF."
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They all carry a magic sword and a sacred baby wipes but are forbidden to use it. Once unsheathed they can't be put back.
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To be honest I'm scared of people like you. But it's a wonderful kind of Canadian white trash.
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Can a Scot get some poutine ova he'yah!?!
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Get the fuck out of here. You don't even have a Thanksgiving.
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Look Ray I don't want to take this into negative territory but I'd rather take some penis cambodian penis and end up on the downtown east side begging for change than listen to that
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Hell yeah, Ray. Happy Canadian Thanksgiving.
Don't listen to the other two, one's Russian and one's some type of Chinese.
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That's the one downside of PCP - you take too much and you become one
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You're right, I get it. I'm singing Phil's shit, and he's anti Canadian. Vurry disrespectful!
Let's get you some of that real Ray shit!