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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

LockedHDD__Pot

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The doctors once actually burnt my stomach out with penicillin. I think it's why I always have to poop so much. Which, while entertaining can be quite distressing.
shit!
the one you need then is Metronidazole - it doesn't agree with alcohol though, it's almost like Antabuse & will make you sick... I could dropship asap but it really doesn't agree with booze
 

Turk February

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Man it's probably not good that your blood pressure keeps dropping to the point that you're fainting multiple times a day. I went through a spell where I'd faint really easily and it's not a good feeling, it basically feels like you're dying.
It's pain and pain alone. My blood pressure got tested and it was fine. You fucking bitch. You crazy blood pressure whore
 

Turry

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Man it's probably not good that your blood pressure keeps dropping to the point that you're fainting multiple times a day. I went through a spell where I'd faint really easily and it's not a good feeling, it basically feels like you're dying.
It's not his blood pressure. HE COULD ACT LIKE A MAN
 

Turk February

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Actually what hand do you guys punch with? I always go with the left (sometimes with something in it)
 

Turk February

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Last time I got in a fight I locked my thumbs behind my back cuz I swore off of violence and was almost beaten to death. It was dumb. I could have blocked.
 

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Like I had trust that a man wouldn't hit someone with their hands behind their back. It was dumb.
 
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