The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[Turk February]

I bet you asked the female medic out on a date or something.

I probably did. When I get bandaged up I start getting bored and ask personal questions.

 

[Turk February]

It's fucking 6. The doctor was supposed to call me at 4. Free healthcare my ass. In gunna pee. In the hall. Out of protest.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I am a red haired dog with a torn up tail. My dinner is snow. My puppies are at the bottom of the river.

Pipe down.

 

[Turk February]

Pipe down.

I'm actually allowed to speak for once. The committee has permitted it this thanksgiving.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I'm actually allowed to speak for once. The committee has permitted it this thanksgiving.

Oh my mistake! Carry on.

 

[Turk February]

I face planted last night. And I shit myself while knocked out. It was funny. You all should have been there.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I face planted last night. And I shit myself while knocked out. It was funny. You all should have been there.

Oh great, so you probably have a concussion on top of everything else. You have to hit your head pretty fucking hard to KO yourself.

 

[Turk February]

Oh great, so you probably have a concussion on top of everything else. You have to hit your head pretty fucking hard to KO yourself.

I shit myself too. I'm fucking hardcore.

 

[Turk February]

I grew up in the punk rock scene in Waterloo where we would just beat the shit out of each other at the community center every weekend listening to shitty music. I don't think it's anything serious. I've seen serious.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I grew up in the punk rock scene in Waterloo where we would just beat the shit out of each other every weekend listening to shitty music. I don't think it's anything serious. I've seen serious.

nigga they're gonna find you dead, covered in your own shit, with a half-typed shitpost about living in Korea on your phone

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Whatever

 

[Turk February]

nigga they're gonna find you dead, covered in your own shit, with a half-typed shitpost about living in Korea on your phone

I want that in my obituary "before finding peace he pooped, down his right leg"

 

[Turk February]

"he is now in hell with all the kitties and raccoons. He wasn't even actually gay though he often claimed to be"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

At this point you honestly need to be institutionalized. You can't take care of yourself or manage to not hurt yourself for more than a couple days. It's actually sad. You need supervision like a child.

 

[Turk February]

At this point you honestly need to be institutionalized. You can't take care of yourself or manage to not hurt yourself for more than a couple days. It's actually sad. You need supervision like a child.

I will fuck you up bitch. It's Thanksgiving. Nothing is sad.

 

[Turk February]

Sadness has been outlawed for the duration of the holiday by the committee. It's punishable by hanging.

 

[The Sue Deal]

@Turk February comment?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah, Canada should be a state that's bigger than all of the US. Fuck off.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I saw some Youtube ad about why you can't return all cans and bottles in Ontario, just booze containers. The hippie blamed it on Rob Ford, which instantly made me skip the video because I assume his reasoning was cool as fuck.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We need PeePee to take over before Trudeau sells the country to Donald Trump.