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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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I have news. 2 fingers on my left hand are now numb and don't work. It was called a compensatory injury. But I think I have a brand new disease that just makes your hands fall off.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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Watcha all thinkin about?

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Douglas, the Wyyz forums has nobody to do it like you (they can't). You will be the shepherd of our dear Wyyz forum and we will be your flock. and the faggot ass, CANADIAN 😔🤢🤮 with a corpse hand. And the beer brewing, shit porn, masked Mysterio man. You, me and the DMAN on any platform other than Zoom, babeh. This 06/09/25.





(I'm definitely gonna flake so don't set your watch to it.)
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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I havethatn't said anything but my cat's kinda suffering and dying a horrible third world death right now and there's nowhere I can get her help because if the blessed holiday. She's shitting black blood. Can barely stand up and it takes like 2 minutes of standing there holding her up to get her bearings and she'll drink and eat a little bit and then just spew it out one end or the other.

If Santa Claus enters my house without a fuckin warrant I will rape that old cheerful soul so fucking hard, I swear.
 

Professor Rape

You're not stupid. You're not an idiot.
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I havethatn't said anything but my cat's kinda suffering and dying a horrible third world death right now and there's nowhere I can get her help because if the blessed holiday. She's shitting black blood. Can barely stand up and it takes like 2 minutes of standing there holding her up to get her bearings and she'll drink and eat a little bit and then just spew it out one end or the other.

If Santa Claus enters my house without a fuckin warrant I will rape that old cheerful soul so fucking hard, I swear.
Shit man. You have any valium or anything? If my cat was suffering like that I'd give it something to calm down.
 

Professor Rape

You're not stupid. You're not an idiot.
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I hope all Christians burn in the bowl of fire. Wallahallaheee
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Professor Rape

You're not stupid. You're not an idiot.
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I'M NOT A JEW I just hate that my cat's having such a rough time and wondering why God would do that to her. I was cool with putting down the old diabetic one. This one it makes no fucking sense to me and pjsses me off. She's still just a little thing
Ahh shit what was the name of that fat guy who trolled joe and died? who posted on the old sub? he explained it once
 
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