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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
What a fag. What pro wrestling move would you drop on a manatee? Keep in mind they have little flipper arms so you can't really hit them with a Pedigree or a double arm DDT or anything like that. I'm thinking a Rock Bottom but they'd have to sell it for me.
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We when I was in 5th grade I invented a finishing move called "the buzz saw" where I would just do a front flip from my friends uncles book case on to him on a very thin foam mattress. I don't know if I could still do it.
 
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
I used to think it was like a fun little thing to show people that I could do a half flip and land flat on my back on the ground. My mom would get pissed at me for doing it. It never hurt and if I attempted that now I'm pretty sure my whole body would shatter.
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I got carried away and smashed my brothers head into the floor after watching the first Mortal Kombat movie when I was like 7 (he's a lot older) and the family had to have a meeting.
 
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