The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I played the electric bass. We sat all the way at the back and would get high together before band class and slowly turn up our amps until the whole room was rumbling.

 

[Turk February]

The trombone is also low key a weapon you are allowed to hit classmates with. Fucking fun.

 

[Turk February]

There were only two trombone players in the whole class too so good thing that kid paid attention. The girl who sat next to me played the baritone and I fucked her.

I was always jealous of people who played real instruments. The baritone sounds so nice when not in a highschool classroom where a retard is beating his chinese friend with a trombone

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I played the electric bass. We sat all the way at the back and would get high together before band class and slowly turn up our amps until the whole room was rumbling.

For some reason in grade 9 the bass wasn't an option but in grade 10 it was.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was always jealous of people who played real instruments. The baritone sounds so nice when not in a highschool classroom where a retard is beating his chinese friend with a trombone

She picked it because she wanted the tuba because she thought it would be hilarious and that's the closest we had.

I did the pull the chair out from under her while she was sitting down thing one time and I laughed my ass off because she had to struggle with this giant horn while trying to stand up. Nobody else laughed at all and I got a talking to in the hall.

 

[Turk February]

For some reason in grade 9 the bass wasn't an option but in grade 10 it was.

I'm guessing the level of responsibility. I don't know how it works in all schools but you sign that shit out on weekends. It's an expensive and fragile instrument.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

For some reason in grade 9 the bass wasn't an option but in grade 10 it was.

We could play it in grade 7.

 

[Turk February]

We could play it in grade 7.

You must be one of those urban Canadians. I know the type.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You must be one of those urban Canadians. I know the type.

Nah this was small town Vancouver Island.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

In grade 10 I took a guitar class for an easy credit. One time I showed up super obviously stoned and after class the teacher was like "I don't want to see you back in this class in that condition again." I honestly think she thought I was doing heroin or something with how deadly serious she was. She's a music teacher, she's seeing high kids all fucking day. I never went back.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm guessing the level of responsibility. I don't know how it works in all schools but you sign that shit out on weekends. It's an expensive and fragile instrument.

I offered to bring my own, she was like "next year"

 

[Turk February]

In grade 10 I took a guitar class for an easy credit. One time I showed up super obviously stoned and after class the teacher was like "I don't want to see you back in this class in that condition again." I honestly think she thought I was doing heroin or something with how deadly serious she was. She's a music teacher, she's seeing high kids all fucking day. I never went back.

I took guitar cuz I already knew how to play and would just reflect the morning light into my friend Emilys eyes all morning. Fuck I was annoying.

 

[LiberalPussy]

 

[Turk February]

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Don't politicize our holiday. We're talking about beating our Chinese friends with trombones.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I took guitar cuz I already knew how to play and would just reflect the morning light into my friend Emilys eyes all morning. Fuck I was annoying.

Irritating women is still about the most fun I can have. You get fun reactions out of them.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Don't politicize our holiday. We're talking about beating our Chinese friends with trombones.

And ingesting their penises for medical purposes.

 

[Turk February]

Irritating women is still about the most fun I can have. You get fun reactions out of them.

This is kind of gay but most of my close friends are women. They are insanely fun to torture. And they have no upper body strength so even if they hit you for it it's just play.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Don't politicize our holiday. We're talking about beating our Chinese friends with trombones.

I never had a Chinese friend. I have a half Chinese second cousin. There was this tiny Korean guy who looked like an anime character but was hilariously like the toughest dude in town for a while.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Succulent chinese penis is still killing me over here

 

[Turk February]

I never had a Chinese friend. I have a half Chinese second cousin. There was this tiny Korean guy who looked like an anime character but was hilariously like the toughest dude in town for a while.

I had one named Tai and he was taller than me and loved system of a down. We'd always fuck up band class by playing toxicity. We'd also do gay jackass stunts. He's married now. Miss the guy.