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For 4 years when living in Brantford I ate nothing but double cheeseburgers from a Greek deli (and cum). I can handle it. (Even the cum)
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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I'm gonna go ahead and say our national anthem isn't exactly a banger. The Star Spangled Banner is a straight up good song. Our just seems slapped together and half assed.
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I pretty much lived off of El Monterey taquitos and yogurt for a couple years and I was in my peak physical form.
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Ballsacks and Chinese dog piss.
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Well it's completely plagiarized. I forget the exact song but Oh Canada is note for note a rip-off of a Mozart opera. "March of the priests" I think, maybe? There was 0 thought out into our national anthem to begin with.
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Yeah we totally wrote this, faggot
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We should've just made it Sweet Leaf by Black Sabbath.
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Lol I had no idea. Why was I not taught this is school?
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We should just change the anthem every year and tell a Wyyz to take care of it
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It should be the Log Driver's Waltz
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I don't think Canadians are particularly proud of the plagiarism issue. And it is the government who is teaching us.
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Whoever pinned this thread is an honorary Canadian
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That songs about fucking. You can't have a national anthem about fucking. Can you?
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In highschool we had different "get to class music" every month but for a full semester the Student Council refused to change it from Grease Is The Word and people would literally flip out about it by the end. "CHANGE THE FUCKIN SONG!"
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If done to be funny. That's brilliant. I love torturing people with music.
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Liar! It's a wholesome song about a fine young lass pining for her log-driving man to ride his log right up her stream!
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It was just a hilarious abuse of power.
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Fucking can be wholesome. The woman who sang it had 2 successful kids. They weren't magicked in her family.
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I believe "fucking can be wholesome" is the provincial motto of Ontario.
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My kids love that song. S-tier lullaby