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I'm sorry but many guys on here are always trying to fuck me. In the butt. I can't always focus on every one.
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The Abe Vigoda Canadian Thanksgiving Spectacular Megathread
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Just an update. The medics haven't come in 5 days. My hand in absolute agony. It's traditional.
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Are you healing/taking any antibiotics, or are you still at risk of dying from sepsis? Does your family know you have poison hand?
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His faith in objects and circumstance will carry him through.
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My family wants me dead. I'm a liability. But no. I'm out of antibiotics. Just advil for me.
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Nigga you have more or less free healthcare and you're rotting away instead of going to a hospital. I respect that
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He's too scared. That's not respectable
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I just threw up on my pants. No respect warranted.
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There's enough information in this thread alone for you or any other concerned person to take matters into their own hands, do the right thing, and save him. I wanted to, but now I can't give a care.
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Yeah i know, just having a loff. Turk needs some tough love but i think Death might get to him first
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I've had surgery twice from eating meats. I can go. I just don't want to leave my apartment you gay western bitch.
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If it's true that the medics have been there and he didn't go with them to the hospital then what? I'm going to fly over there and drag him?
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Esophageal enlargement surgery is elective.
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The medics did field work and took pictures for doctors.
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I couldn't even swallow my own saliva.
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I had a bottle in the ER to drool into cuz it was totally blocked.
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I'm not a shrink and again - if medics were there and they thought his problem rose to the level of insanity they could refer him.
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