The bbboys accuse Sam of being pathologically cheap for flying coach during 9-day multi-island Hawaiian honeymoon

[Mick_Mickerson]

I hate when he would pretend that he wasn’t uncool. Patrice once said Sam was too uncool to hang out with, and he was right. But among the staff, Sam acted like he was hot shit in a champagne glass.

Pretending Ant was a ladies' man stud any time a porn "star" came in and he tried hitting on them ina cringey way was more annoying.

Sam actually is cool in the sense he took over both his Boss's jobs

 

[LingerLonger]

I forgot to mention this clip also features Ant and Jim "selling" each other's jokes in an over-the-top fashion with uproarious laughter after the other makes a throwaway quip to make the Opester feel more isolated and to fool us into thinking it was funny

I literally have to stop and go listen to something else to cleanse my pallet of the extreme douche chills I get when I realize that Anthony and Jim are fake laughing at each other. Towards the end of the show it was becoming aggravatingly obvious that they were forcibly laughing at everything that the other said. But it took Anthony getting fired for Opie to reveal that they were fake laughing like schoolgirls or faggots just to mess with Opie.

I still laugh though because it reminds me of the scene in Sopranos where everyone laughs at Tony's shitty joke about a Boring 747. I just imagine Opie sitting there like a psycho eyeing Norton and Cumia and Sam through all the smoke.

 

[Meownaw]

I don't know if it still holds up but them grilling Sam on his creepy landlord was funny back in the day.

 

[guest]

I wouldn’t (and didn’t) pay for first class for my honeymoon either, it’s not worth it. I’ve gotten business class for free a few times on trans-Atlantic fights and it’s nice but nowhere nearly worth $3,000 or whatever the hell it costs for half a day. I’d have to be a multimillionaire before I considered that.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I wouldn’t (and didn’t) pay for first class for my honeymoon either, it’s not worth it. I’ve gotten business class for free a few times on trans-Atlantic fights and it’s nice but nowhere nearly worth $3,000 or whatever the hell it costs for half a day. I’d have to be a multimillionaire before I considered that.

I've never gotten the appeal of paying top dollar for the commute to the actual honeymoon.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I've never gotten the appeal of paying top dollar for the trip to the actual honeymoon.

I’m not wasting my wife’s dowry to pay for that shit

 

[guest]

I've never gotten the appeal of paying top dollar for the commute to the actual honeymoon.

Right. We paid for fancy hotel rooms, meals, and a nice rental car. I’m not paying thousands for 6 hours of a slightly bigger chair, marginally less shitty food and a few cocktails.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Right. We paid for fancy hotel rooms, meals, and a nice rental car. I’m not paying thousands for 6 hours of a slightly bigger chair, marginally less shitty food and a few cocktails.

your supposed to ride coach, take 1/4-half a xanny, have one cocktail

then wake up in paradise

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

The b-b-b-boys would often dip into their wallets and put together upwards of $40 for an intern to do something that might ruin their life. They're all on the same team.

"Big boy sure did make a doodie!"

 

[guest]

I hate when he would pretend that he wasn’t uncool. Patrice once said Sam was too uncool to hang out with, and he was right. But among the staff, Sam acted like he was hot shit in a champagne glass.

He was cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I remember that clip. Sam is aggravating.

Spending 9 days in Hawaii doing nothing but things he can do at home

 

[guest]

I remember that clip. Sam is aggravating.

Spending 9 days in Hawaii doing nothing but things he can do at home

Cheap cocksucker wouldn't do anything extravagant for his new WIFE. Gross. Everything about Sam Roberts is just gross.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I wouldn’t (and didn’t) pay for first class for my honeymoon either, it’s not worth it. I’ve gotten business class for free a few times on trans-Atlantic fights and it’s nice but nowhere nearly worth $3,000 or whatever the hell it costs for half a day. I’d have to be a multimillionaire before I considered that.

Shit. First class or drive homie.

Its a few hundo extra to get security shortcut, nice seats, free swill and 2 checked bags.

Same shit with pre You wanna stand online with apes that aren't able to understand errythang outcho powketz or breeze through like a gentleman?

 

[guest]

Shit. First class or drive homie.

Its a few hundo extra to get security shortcut, nice seats, free swill and 2 checked bags.

Same shit with pre You wanna stand online with apes that aren't able to understand errythang outcho powketz or breeze through like a gentleman?

Yeah pre check for sure but first class to Hawaii or Europe is a hell of a lot more than a few hundo

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Yeah pre check for sure but first class to Hawaii or Europe is a hell of a lot more than a few hundo

Seems to be $1,500 premium. Probably would do it but I'm the size of an NFL defensive end.

Went once coach, wasn't impressed with Havayyee enough to go back.

Domestic and latam is way cheaper 1st class, worth it to me for sure.

 

[guest]

Yeah pre check for sure but first class to Hawaii or Europe is a hell of a lot more than a few hundo

If you just got married you should have thousands saved up for your honeymoon.

Don't be a fucking POOR. Do right by your new wife or don't put a ring on it.

 

[guest]

If you just got married you should have thousands saved up for your honeymoon.

Don't be a fucking POOR. Do right by your new wife or don't put a ring on it.

My wife would have been pissed if we spent $1000+ for 9 inches of legroom that she doesn’t need and 3 glasses of wine. Our hotel room was like $700 a night, we got way more out of that. If you’re riding across the country in a train I get it but for 5-6 hours it’s just dumb unless you’re a millionaire, on an expense account, or cashing in miles or something.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Pretending Ant was a ladies' man stud any time a porn "star" came in and he tried hitting on them ina cringey way was more annoying.

Sam actually is cool in the sense he took over both his Boss's jobs

He grima wormtongued ant out of the job then stabbed Opie in the back

 

[guest]

My wife would have been pissed if we spent $1000+ for 9 inches of legroom that she doesn’t need and 3 glasses of wine. Our hotel room was like $700 a night, we got way more out of that. If you’re riding across the country in a train I get it but for 5-6 hours it’s just dumb unless you’re a millionaire, on an expense account, or cashing in mikes or something.

Yeah but you were talking about going to Europe and places like that. That's a hell of a lot longer than five or six hours. Philadelphia to Phoenix is 5 hours. I'd go coach for that. But anything over 12? Do right by your wife and buy better than coach.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Do right by your wife and buy better than coach.

If your new bride, fresh off the ME ME ME wedding is asschapped about flying coach on a vacation she likely chose, you're probably in for a rollercoaster of a marriage

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