The gayest thing you’ve ever done?

[DMAN]

I'm still a Patrice disciple.

Despite the revisionist white opinions to the contrary, and despite the fact that he was a retarded diabetic who didn't have his life in order, his entry level pickup artist negging tactics always made me laugh and has always worked for me.

One of my cuckold friends was offering up his gf on a platter one night. Big fat ass giant fucking tits. A specimen. she told me I could play with her naked ass cheeks if I held her BFs dick and balls in my hand for 10 seconds. Easy money.

I once had a one night stand where I was just playing with her ass for like an hour. She got pissed off when I didn't respond to her nudging me to her pussy. I just wanted to bury my face in her ass cheeks for hours like a child in the womb. She kicked me out and called me limp dick.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I fucked a man in the ass and had the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I'm still a Patrice disciple.

Despite the revisionist white opinions to the contrary, and despite the fact that he was a retarded diabetic who didn't have his life in order, his entry level pickup artist negging tactics always made me laugh and has always worked for me.

patrice should be listened to once a year to remind you were you came from

and im like 3 years lapsed patrician, i need to brush up on the gospel of O'neil

 

[Joe Biden]

I'm still a Patrice disciple.

 

[DMAN]

patrice shpuld be listened to once a year to remind you were you cane from

and im like 3 years lapsed patrician, i need to brush up on the gospel of O'neil

Patrice Be With You

 

[Coonskin]

Yeah Nana got my $20 or whatever, but I’ve taken like four Twitter accounts. I’m making it right.

I moderated a TACS subreddit in high school and was a day 1 sub. I feel like we redeemed ourselves with that "go fuck yourself" Anthony shutdown. Nope I'm still a faggot

Keith the cop called me on my break at work to have me explain to him why people were calling him a fag after the Bennington disaster

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I'm still a Patrice disciple.

Despite the revisionist white opinions to the contrary, and despite the fact that he was a retarded diabetic who didn't have his life in order, his entry level pickup artist negging tactics always made me laugh and has always worked for me.



I once had a one night stand where I was just playing with her ass for like an hour. She got pissed off when I didn't respond to her nudging me to her pussy. I just wanted to bury my face in her ass cheeks for hours like a child in the womb. She kicked me out and called me limp dick.

Man I could play with a fat ass for hours. That would be my heaven. I’m all in with da ass worship.

Anthony’s gayest fucking shit was him being grossed out by “big fat asses”. Fuckin faggot

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

I am the Asian guy in Lemon Party.

 

[Snake]

Man I could play with a fat ass for hours. That would be my heaven. I’m all in with da ass worship.

Anthony’s gayest fucking shit was him being grossed out by “big fat asses”. Fuckin faggot

I liked when he had some fat chick over and thought she would be an easy lay. Took her to dinner and back to the McMansion and she slept in a guest room.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

This was more funny than gay but here it goes.

I was jacking off on my recliner watching porn. Two of my negro friends knocked on the door I told them wait and I finished onto a notebook.

they seen the porn and wanted to Jack as well.
So we went out of the room while the other jerked and came into the notebook.

at the end when everyone had came on the book we were standing in a circle laughing. With one of them holding the book dangerously close to his face. i mushed the book of cum in the niggas face. One of my favorite moments.

he tried to fight me crying with cum and tears all over his eyes lips and nose.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I moderated a TACS subreddit in high school and was a day 1 sub. I feel like we redeemed ourselves with that "go fuck yourself" Anthony shutdown. Nope I'm still a faggot

Keith the cop called me on my break at work to have me explain to him why people were calling him a fag after the Bennington disaster

It’s remarkable how retarded everyone from that group is. They are completely deranged in not seeing how they all suck without each other. At this point the biggest show Anthony is even semi consistently on is Legion of Skanks. No one on that show is really a fan. Big Jay was on OnA a couple of times said it wasn’t really his thing. Luis has said he never really listened, and Dave Smith is a faggot. He just gets shit on for half the show when he goes on now too. By the way he had that show on his network and lost it because Keith is a retarded corrupt cop.

 

[DMAN]

I moderated a TACS subreddit in high school and was a day 1 sub. I feel like we redeemed ourselves with that "go fuck yourself" Anthony shutdown. Nope I'm still a faggot

Keith the cop called me on my break at work to have me explain to him why people were calling him a fag after the Bennington disaster

The tear jerker prank caller was originally a TACS moderator...

This is like a smaller scale version of wheelchair braunheiser revealing he was Terry Clifford's son.

 

[Coonskin]

This was more funny than gay but here it goes.

I was jacking off on my recliner watching porn. Two of my negro friends knocked on the door I told them wait and I finished onto a notebook.

they seen the porn and wanted to Jack as well.
So we went out of the room while the other jerked and came into the notebook.

at the end when everyone had came on the book we were standing in a circle laughing. With one of them holding the book dangerously close to his face. i mushed the book of cum in the niggas face. One of my favorite moments.

he tried to fight me crying with cum and tears all over his eyes lips and nose.

Keep the stories coming

 

[1073waaf]

I was a day one subscriber to compound media- I don’t even think he named it that yet. That was the gayest thing, for sure.

Hey, a lot of us were. No one could have imagined how bad it was going to be at the time.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

We had one friend who’s mom had him when she was 15. So when we were teenagers she was in her early thirties. Retardedly hot Latina with an ass you’d kill your family for.

it was custom for everyone to Jack off on her bed into her used panties.

so one day I’m jacking with a pair on my dick one in my mouth another under my nose. I busted the biggest load even to this very day. It covered most of the queen size bed. Like from corner to corner I mean.

afterwards one of our friends who was always suspiciously apprehensive about doing anything involving pussy and never jerked using her panties. Seen my cum and told us to get out.

he rolled around in my cum and jacked off. When he was done my friend who’s house it was saw the cummy mess, panicked and cleaned it up with a pile of his mother’s panties.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

When two of our friends wanted to be out of gang we told them fine but they had to let all 7-8 of us sit on their face and grind. Some farted others really mushed their assholes on these kids faces. When the last person went the oldest kid there said. “You niggas better be here TM we ain’t letting you leave and that’s what you get for trying.

 

[guest]

I know most of the lyrics to Gee Officer Krupke.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I’ll go again.

We used to flip a coin and if you guessed correctly you were skipped. If you guessed wrong you had to take a punch to the face.
Or have everyone sit on your face OR lick the taint of a democratically appointed sweaty 14 year old.

if you squirmed during the punch, face-sit, or taint licking you had to do it over while being restrained.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm a big fan of the 90s singer Poe.

 

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