The Greggshells Analysis

[Sue Lightning]

Every now and then, I remember they lost multimillion dollar jobs that involved talking to celebrities and comedians for a few hours a day because:

• One just couldn't FUCKING BEHAVE and got beat up by a Nubian Queen when he should have been at home sleeping and then drunkenly cried about it on social media
• The other took photos of an obese talent booker taking a morning coffee shit on company property

It's surreal and still funny all these years later.

Lets not forget Jim here too. I know he still has Jim and Sam but no ones listening to that shit. He literally tanked the remaining OnA’s fanbases hope in him by shoing Colin or Norm out for CTE Lesnar.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Imagine defending this guy after he gets fired for his stupid racist shit. Then he goes on and airs all your dirty laundry because you didn't 'fight hard enough for his job'.


Yes.



REMINDER: Anthony beat up a small girl who wouldn't sing karaoke with him.



REMINDER: Ant almost got the entire show canned because of his racist bullshit. He actually put everyone's jobs in jeopardy.

YOUR FUCKING LAST POINT was something i always think about but forgot to include here. I remember so distinctly when Anthony got fired and I said “Welp, they’re all fucking gone.” Even on their first show back Opie talks about how suprised he was that Sirius didn’t fire all of them. If they weren’t such a starving dogshit company they probably would have. What a fucking retarded nigger

 

[guest]

Yes this is 100%. I’ve been listening to OnA long enough to know / remember. They got Melissa in to blow an intern to save a lobsters life, got her on the phone the day after, and eventually it lead to Ant fucking her. This is the same girlfriend he bought teeth for her mother and, like his other relationships, ended when he cheated on her with a younger teenager.

I don’t remember the intern she blew but it was definitely pre 2000’s. Cumia has pretty much scrubbed all the archived lobster blowing audio but there’s still the call the day after where they mention the intern. Don’t know the date tho

It’s Melinda not Melissa.

Melinda lobster and Melissa Stetten

 

[Sue Lightning]

It’s Melinda not Melissa.

Melinda lobster and Melissa Stetten

Yes you’re right. My bad. Two fucking M names.

So i guess i’m confused then. Who the hell is Melissa and how does she fit into the timeline? Melinda is lobster girl, and Jill was leaky asshole girl and came AFTER Melissa, but wasn’t Melissa the one who Ant crying begged to stay with, and exposed him for the Sue Lightning shit?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Yes you’re right. My bad. Two fucking M names.

So i guess i’m confused then. Who the hell is Melissa and how does she fit into the timeline? Melinda is lobster girl, and Jill was leaky asshole girl and came AFTER Melissa, but wasn’t Melissa the one who Ant crying begged to stay with, and exposed him for the Sue Lightning shit?

Your last question is correct. Melissa was a model, there’s video someone recently posted of AntH being a piece of shit thinking, he’s being “funny”, when in reality he’s mean girling a woman who’s clearly rethinking her life decisions. Melissa gave us Sue Lightning, and AntH following underage girls on twitter/buying them things off Amazon because they were “fans of the show”. She went from decent looking (she wasn’t going to be a famous model, but she wasn’t bad) to green hair and fat. Anthony is 100% a closet queen because only another woman can be as mean to women as she is. Melinda blew (I forget which one) blew an intern to save a lobster, which she bragged about on air. Then it went to AntH banning people from paltalk if they ever brought that up. This was well before the OnA subreddit. The signs were there, we were all just faggots.

 

[LingerLonger]

Melissa was a model, there’s video someone recently posted of AntH being a piece of shit thinking, he’s being “funny”, when in reality he’s mean girling a woman who’s clearly rethinking her life decisions. Melissa gave us Sue Lightning, and AntH following underage girls on twitter/buying them things off Amazon because they were “fans of the show”. She went from decent looking (she wasn’t going to be a famous model, but she wasn’t bad) to green hair and fat.

Melissa Stetten was a model whom Anthony dated when she was booking big modelling gigs. He likely paid for her out of her talent agency. With them booking her to "date" him to raise her profile. People like Leonardo DiCaprio will book models the same way to raise their profiles as well and make them look straight. She was a beard for Anthony. Tons of closeted NFL or NBA players use these services as well.

She moved to California and got married and has kids and probably still models. But one day, years after being away from Anthony, she was randomly on social media and talking to O&A fans about Anthony. So she decided to dig around into stuff about Anthony and talk about him and wrote entire blog post about him (that she deleted though someone archived it). And ended up talking about Sue Lightning as well as Anthony purchasing items for extreme young girls off of their online wish lists. And how she suspected that Anthony was a pedophile after being around him for a few weeks and finally confirmed it with him stalking underage girls online.

She was smoking hot. No chance any straight man does not get her pregnant first year.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Melissa Stetten was a model whom Anthony dated when she was booking big modelling gigs. He likely paid for her out of her talent agency. With them booking her to "date" him to raise her profile. People like Leonardo DiCaprio will book models the same way to raise their profiles as well and make them look straight. She was a beard for Anthony. Tons of closeted NFL or NBA players use these services as well.

She moved to California and got married and has kids and probably still models. But one day, years after being away from Anthony, she was randomly on social media and talking to O&A fans about Anthony. So she decided to dig around into stuff about Anthony and talk about him and wrote entire blog post about him (that she deleted though someone archived it). And ended up talking about Sue Lightning as well as Anthony purchasing items for extreme young girls off of their online wish lists. And how she suspected that Anthony was a pedophile after being around him for a few weeks and finally confirmed it with him stalking underage girls online.

She was smoking hot. No chance any straight man does not get her pregnant first year.

I didn’t know she popped out some kids. Good for her, I just remember the picture of her with green hair and being fat, but maybe I’m misrepresenting my memories. I would never say she was “smoking hot”. She was pretty, but there’s a dime a dozen “models” who are just as pretty if not prettier. We can attribute that to a difference in standards (no judgement, just total faggotry), but obviously we agree on her being another Anthony beard. Regardless, we have her to thank for running home Anthony’s homosexuality and pedophilia.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Jim and Anthony were homosexuals (and still are).

Jimmy was molested as a boy. He liked it, and spent the bulk of his adult life trying to replicate the experience in a way where he could plausibly deny it was gay, as he's terrified of being tagged as a homosexual. That's why his Nordic he/she meant so much to him, as he/she had what he really wanted (a huge cock) but he could pretend he/she was a woman, as to negate the homosexual element. It seems awfully sad and pathetic when you get all reductive with it.

And as you already aptly explained, Nana's whole "I like 'em young" cooze hound act is simple overcompensation, a pitiful attempt to repress his natural homosexual urges, particular for the benefit of his male pals, peers and associates. Nana is likewise terrified of being identified as a gay man, thus his constant gloating about the "young pussy" he desires. He gets in wildly dysfunctional relationships with emotionally immature women, then plays the "women, can't live with 'em..." card in an attempt to identify with heterosexual men. In every one of his alleged heterosexual relationships, Nana inevitably complains about how they "bitch" and how they "won't let him do guy things", but the "guy things" he wants to do mostly involve staying up all night alone, drinking, playing games and jerking off to tranny porn. Those women are beards, "proof" that he's "straight".

 

[Zeroman]

Yes this is 100%. I’ve been listening to OnA long enough to know / remember. They got Melissa in to blow an intern to save a lobsters life, got her on the phone the day after, and eventually it lead to Ant fucking her. This is the same girlfriend he bought teeth for her mother and, like his other relationships, ended when he cheated on her with a younger teenager.

I don’t remember the intern she blew but it was definitely pre 2000’s. Cumia has pretty much scrubbed all the archived lobster blowing audio but there’s still the call the day after where they mention the intern. Don’t know the date tho

Melinda, not Melissa. Melissa Stetten was way after the Lobster Girl incident.

 

[Cawdfish]

Neither of them have the moral highground. Ant rants about all the annoying shit Opie did down the years but happily admits he sat back and let it all happen, because he's a fruit scared of confrontation. In Ant's defence, at least most of his gripes were about the show.

Opie's side of the argument is just a bunch of autistic screeching about personal shit. Boo-hoo Ant didn't want to spend three days at your douchey wedding. What kind of psychopath has a three-day wedding anyway? Also, Opie comments on the Greggshells video without having watched it. And I'm pretty sure his crying act was just a desperate attempt to get the fans back onside.

 

[guest]

Melinda, not Melissa. Melissa Stetten was way after the Lobster Girl incident.

And anthills would get threads deleted immediately on wackbag if you brought up lobster girl.

 

[JebJoh]

Neither of them have the moral highground. Ant rants about all the annoying shit Opie did down the years but happily admits he sat back and let it all happen, because he's a fruit scared of confrontation. In Ant's defence, at least most of his gripes were about the show.

Opie's side of the argument is just a bunch of autistic screeching about personal shit. Boo-hoo Ant didn't want to spend three days at your douchey wedding. What kind of psychopath has a three-day wedding anyway? Also, Opie comments on the Greggshells video without having watched it. And I'm pretty sure his crying act was just a desperate attempt to get the fans back onside.

Opie has at least the moral regular ground. Nana is and was always a complete piece of shit. He's always been an online stlaker and even before he got fired he was trying to fuck with Opie with fake names and other lowlife crap. Opie should have just kept quiet and waited, we all knew nana was going to come crashing down soon enough

 

[guest]

Jimmy was molested as a boy. He liked it, and spent the bulk of his adult life trying to replicate the experience in a way where he could plausibly deny it was gay, as he's terrified of being tagged as a homosexual. That's why his Nordic he/she meant so much to him, as he/she had what he really wanted (a huge cock) but he could pretend he/she was a woman, as to negate the homosexual element. It seems awfully sad and pathetic when you get all reductive with it.

And as you already aptly explained, Nana's whole "I like 'em young" cooze hound act is simple overcompensation, a pitiful attempt to repress his natural homosexual urges, particular for the benefit of his male pals, peers and associates. Nana is likewise terrified of being identified as a gay man, thus his constant gloating about the "young pussy" he desires. He gets in wildly dysfunctional relationships with emotionally immature women, then plays the "women, can't live with 'em..." card in an attempt to identify with heterosexual men. In every one of his alleged heterosexual relationships, Nana inevitably complains about how they "bitch" and how they "won't let him do guy things", but the "guy things" he wants to do mostly involve staying up all night alone, drinking, playing games and jerking off to tranny porn. Those women are beards, "proof" that he's "straight".

Who do you think groomed little Jimmy into the cocksucker he is? We all know Nana's dad was a miscreant, I wonder was Mr Norton a pedo?

 

[JebJoh]

Who do you think groomed little Jimmy into the cocksucker he is? We all know Nana's dad was a miscreant, I wonder was Mr Norton a pedo?

We do know his dad was a nasty old drunk who pushed AA on a 16 year old. Despite saving him from a life of fun, Norton never seems to visit them, when he played his mom's voicemail I swear she was completely afraid to say anything that could piss him off. So there is some damage there and I assume his mom was just an enabler.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Ant bringing up Opie snapping at interns is rich when they weren't even allowed to look him in the eyes

Without Opie grandstanding negotiations he would still be making $27k as a crappy dj in long island.

Ants a pissy eyed coward house nigger who would sign any contract to appease massa to not get fired. They never would have made millions on satellite if Opie didn't slam his balls on the contract table and move from station to station

 

[AntSucks]

Opie got richer from Anthony than Anthony got from himself, and that's the best outcome.

 

[RacistPigeon]

Opie was a faggot for much longer, and an unfunny frat boy queer at that. Anthony has become shit, but at least at one point he was funny. Opie is not and cannot be. He’s closer to being a bitchy female than any male that has ever existed. Stuttering John is the only worse broadcaster than Opie.

The Greggshells shit did not have to happen, if either Jim or Anthony had actually stood up like a man and told the big titted fag to shut the fuck up, but they didn’t. They let it go on. But that does not mean that Opie shouldn’t have some at some point realized on his own that he was being a fucking cunt. And now he’s just so positive that he is right, because he doesn’t deal with dissenting voices in his little safe space of a world. The only justice would be if he killed himself and took Sam Roberts with him.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Ant bringing up Opie snapping at interns is rich when they weren't even allowed to look him in the eyes

Without Opie grandstanding negotiations he would still be making $27k as a crappy dj in long island.

Ants a pissy eyed coward house nigger who would sign any contract to appease massa to not get fired. They never would have made millions on satellite if Opie didn't slam his balls on the contract table and move from station to station

He wouldn’t have even been a DJ. He would have been shitting in speckle buckets and been the beiner the contractor catches sleeping in the truck. He would have been Vito when he ran away, sleeping in the fucking shed. He owes everything to Opie, and he can’t get over it.

 

[guest]

Opie was a faggot for much longer, and an unfunny frat boy queer at that. Anthony has become shit, but at least at one point he was funny. Opie is not and cannot be. He’s closer to being a bitchy female than any male that has ever existed. Stuttering John is the only worse broadcaster than Opie.

this is true.
It is has also been confirmed that former Sirius XM radio personality, Gregg "Opie" Hughes is a coprophilic pedophile.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Every now and then, I remember they lost multimillion dollar jobs that involved talking to celebrities and comedians for a few hours a day because:

• One just couldn't FUCKING BEHAVE and got beat up by a Nubian Queen when he should have been at home sleeping and then drunkenly cried about it on social media
• The other took photos of an obese talent booker taking a morning coffee shit on company property

It's surreal and still funny all these years later.

I remember them saying how that fat Mexican fuck couldn't take a joke. What the fuck was opie thinking?