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Get Spotify you fucking niggerTom Petty radio is worth it
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Get Spotify you fucking niggerTom Petty radio is worth it
Spotify is fucking garbage and doesn't have TOM PETTY hosting radio shows shitdick. I buy records and CDs and if digital from Bandcamp, and I'M the fucking nigger.Get Spotify you fucking nigger
So it's some dogshit show aimed at promoting the slut lifestyle to young women, but it's moving to a platform that only geriatrics and truckers listen to. Nice business move, stupid. Is Lady Trucker going to call in and talk about her yeast infection? Who is going to tune in for this shit?
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON! Are you famous or something?You know, there's something absolutely daft about guitarists.
I can say this because THAT'S WHAT I AM!
Morello is immensely talented, but you can just see he is far too full of himself. I'm surprised him and de la Rocha never killed each other on stage with their egos. Fuck, even Peter Lawlor and I went at it on live television, and we were never as big as Rage.
Then you have The Edge from U2. Bash Henry Rollins all you like - I certainly do - but he had a great diatribe about "The Edge" once that was fitting. How full of yourself must you be to choose YOUR OWN NICKNAME?
And then you have the dregs of society who whip out their small dick because they know what chords are what, i.e. Joe. He plays ok, I give him this, but he's not the next Keith Richards or Eddie Van Halen. He's just passable, like a Kenny G record in the background of an office party. You can ignore it easily.
There's times my brother and I have to call out each other in front of the band when we get too full of it. I'll look at him, he'll look at me, and we have to just say "you play a guitar, asshole", and we come off our pedestal.
Tom Petty is dead.Spotify is fucking garbage and doesn't have TOM PETTY hosting radio shows shitdick. I
Call me daddy. Wow, that sounds like it’s about sex!!!!! Hawk tuah!!!!!! I like sex!!!!!
I believe you’re thinking of Ted Nugent.Tom Petty is dead.
No no he's thinking of Ted DansonI believe you’re thinking of Ted Nugent.
But Ted Danson is alive and not a musician.No no he's thinking of Ted Danson
Yes, but I was running out of famous Teds that are still aliveBut Ted Danson is alive and not a musician.
Tom Petty is dead.
That was a dana carvey bit but about Sting. Who stole from who?Then you have The Edge from U2. Bash Henry Rollins all you like - I certainly do - but he had a great diatribe about "The Edge" once that was fitting. How full of yourself must you be to choose YOUR OWN NICKNAME?
That was a dana carvey bit but about Sting. Who stole from who?
Playing diggerido!Oh shit, it’s Cheryl’s husband on Curb Your Enthusiasm!
I was sincerely asking. I would have guessed carvey was the thief but I don't know. Funny bit, though (" fuck youuu Gordon. Now get me a beer").I know that Dana Carvey bit, but I thought Rollins came first on the Edge.
My mistake if so.
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