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Just getting fawkin' trashed after keeping the yolks in his eggs.Norton had a boxing coach work with him as a personal trainer but still looked like a worm so I have to imagine he cheated on his diet nonstop.
All that talk about going to the gym and eating egg whites and this is what he has to show for:
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Fucking world chess champions don't eat at the table for 6 hours. "Before sunrise" is kind of tenuous. The show would start at 6:30 AM and they all had a place in Manhattan. They aren't waking up at 2:45 AM like a weatherman. Get up at 5:30, assholes, shit, shower, shave, and eat whatever in 30 minutes, take 15 minutes to get to the studio and do a modicum, 10-15 minutes, of loose prep.I can actually understand the eating thing.
You wouldn't think sitting in a chair talking would be draining, but if you get light headed from morning starvation, you become utterly useless on-air.
I am also willing to throw them the bone that waking up before sunrise fucking blows. You have to be in bed before 8pm just to get a full nights sleep, so you end up trying to cut time out of your morning prep. Eating in the car while someone else drives you would be a no brainer.
loose prep
Get up at 5:30, assholes, shit, shower, shave, and eat whatever in 30 minutes
Their schedules clashed.Didn't he have a female personal trainer too?
Are you sure they weren't matzo balls?Mark Maron eating a plate of meatballs for 20 minutes was one of the worst
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