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The Matrix: Resurrections. Entire plot.

Mc.Faggot

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You mean another sequel in a franchise where the past two movies also sucked? Who would've thought huh?
Keanu is so hot right now

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Mc.Faggot

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He disowned her after she did porn so I doubt that. She did an interview at the time where she talked about how this is how you become famous these days, mentioning Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.
i think she wanted to be a star, was kinda dumb and lazy cause her dad didnt bother raising her

her pimp bf got her coked up and put some nonsense in her head that was already there cause of the media validating this nonsense

i know people who got raised by actor parents and they are pretty much just as fucked at montanna, but their parents actually give a fuck and would never disown them

its probably part mental illness, part drugs, and im sure she got touched funny at a hollywood party who knows, wouldnt shock me
 

Punished Dan Mullen

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i think she wanted to be a star, was kinda dumb and lazy cause her dad didnt bother raising her

her pimp bf got her coked up and put some nonsense in her head that was already there cause of the media validating this nonsense

i know people who got raised by actor parents and they are pretty much just as fucked at montanna, but their parents actually give a fuck and would never disown them

its probably part mental illness, part drugs, and im sure she got touched funny at a hollywood party who knows, wouldnt shock me
he probably did the touching too hes a stage play faggot fuck. at least he has been busy putting out 3 movies a year. some of these play pretend faggot only put one out every 3 years you really have to wonder what are they doing with the rest of the time
 

wbgreen

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The first Star Wars prequel and the second Matrix movie compete for my biggest disappointment in a theater. I like to think that led me to piracy to spite Hollywood.

I got to admit, I think the Wachowskis legitimately are real women. Hear me out: they made movies with people talking nonsense over and over, just talking and talking, with a story that goes nowhere. What's more womanly than that?
 
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Just more retreaded nostalgia bait for the consoomer. I haven't watched a "new" movie in what feels like half a decade.

Keanu needs to retire already. I'm sure it was contracted that he had a beard since he looks fat without it from what I seen in those Bill & Ted photos.
 
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MilwaukeeStrangler

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Zzzzz

Just more retreated nostalgia bait for the consoomer. I haven't watched a "new" movie in what feels like half a decade.

Keanu needs to retire already. I'm sure it was contracted that he had a beard since he looks fat without it from what I seen in those Bill & Ted photos.

OOOOOOOFFFF that's bad
 

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Devil's Advocate YEEEEAAH: this movie might actually be okay if it's heavy on action. If you can watch The John Wick Matrix and blot out the asinine story, it wouldn't be terrible. I felt the same about Inception.
 
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I liked the grime aesthetic from movies in that period. Everything now is too sharp, clean and tidy looking even while shit is blowing up. It's all sanitized.
 

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I liked the grime aesthetic from movies in that period. Everything now is too sharp, clean and tidy looking even while shit is blowing up. It's all sanitized.
The thing I liked about the first film, which I think is only present in that one, is how desaturated it was and everything had a subtle tinge of green to it.

This shit just looks like that Cyberpunk game.
 

HotDogJoe

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Zzzzz

Just more retreaded nostalgia bait for the consoomer. I haven't watched a "new" movie in what feels like half a decade.

Keanu needs to retire already. I'm sure it was contracted that he had a beard since he looks fat without it from what I seen in those Bill & Ted photos.


That reminded me so much of the trailer for that shitty terminator movie with the girl from game of thrones in it...




It's exactly the same thing they're doing with The Matrix as they did with that movie i.e. they have nothing original to say, so they just keep referencing old stuff to get people excited. "Oooooh look it's Neo and Trinity but they don't know each other!? 🤯 And look, it's Morpheus! But not actually Morpheus, just an actor that looks like him! That's not distracting at all"

Even the cinematography and effects of the original from 22 fucking years ago look way better than this.

Load of old horseshit this is. No way this isn't going to stink.
 
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