"This Is Actually Happening" episode about Pat, narrated by Pat!

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I can't listen to him talk but I need to know if he enunciates his 't's' like when he was about to child the judge during his restraining order hearing.

 

[RickReternal]

I can't listen to him talk but I need to know if he enunciates his 't's' like when he was about to child the judge during his restraining order hearing.

No, I think that’s a stress tic. He still sounds a little off (and imo unbearable) throughout.

 

[PorqueDealer]

This was the timeline of events of the initial swatting from our point of view:

1. I noticed that there was a "SHOOTING" call at his house on the MPD call logs and made a post about it here. This coincided with an uncharacteristically long period of silence for him on social media. People on here were wondering if he finally snapped and killed Niki.
2. Eventually he posted about the swatting and then people were wondering who did it. I'm not sure if people were already trying to poke holes in his story or considering it a genuine swatting, but some people were accusing me because I was "Johnny on the spot" with the MPD call logs.
3. I searched the East Milwaukee Facebook group and found the post by Alivia talking about a commotion at the cross street for the hovel.
4. Motley Poo reached out to Alivia and got audio that she recorded of Pat's freak out.

Eventually Pat incorporated Niki's absence into his swatting narrative, because apparently his cyberstlakers are so considerate that they do not want to disturb Niki's sleep and had to wait until she traveled solo before starting the swatting campaign. And then subsequent swattings happened while she was home, so apparently Niki being away stopped being a requirement.

No one on here knew about Niki traveling by herself. I don't understand why he considers this such an important part of the narrative, but it sounds like he's just trying to explain why he was home alone and putting up a smoke screen to distract from a suspicious circumstance.

Just to add. previous to finding the call on the log, there was a period of twitter inactivity that we were wildly speculating on what could be the cause.

It was found out a bit later on that Nikki wasn't present, it was either fatty in an interview or twitter who mentioned the funeral.
may have been both, I think he let us know he was alone via twitter, we only found out it was a funeral from an interview.

After wild speculation on how suspicious it was that Nikki conveniently wasn't home if this was a Pat False Flag, the second swatting happened to just Nikki while Pat was away at a convention even though everyone in the world of Pat knew he was at the con.

It's funny how he himself, unprompted, creates exposition for his story and then attributes 3rd party's motives to those details.
Maybe if he just reported straight facts without any embellishment or narrative crafting it would look less suspicious.
Or like a normal person, stfu so no-one knows what happened.

The only thing Owen is guilty of is publishing the freakout audio which also wouldn't have happened if Pat didn't act like a tough guy to the police despite this being the first time this has ever happened (4th by pat numbers).

Transcript to bring back some gold:

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Police: Hang on, hang on.
Police: indistinct

Patrick: indistinct
Patrick: Now, nope.. Right! You don't care. What you know ... Shut the fuck up! Listen, because none of you have listened in THREE GOD DAMNED YEARS. Shut up!
Patrick: Thank you, fucking assholes.

Police: indistinct
Patrick: You.. no! Have you ... You'd be angry ... you don't fucking care ... No, you're not going to tell me ... No, you're not going to tell me anything! I know way more than you!

Police: Sir.
Patrick: Do you want to know the story? ... Awesome! It's... awesome! ... questions ... awesome! Wonderful! This is great!

Police: Is this a past relationship?
Patrick: No, it isn't an ex-girlfriend! No, it isn't an ex-wife! No, there's no motive! It would be amazing to know them!

Patrick: Do you know that this whole fucking time that you've been sent here by the stlakers? You know that.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: No, of course you don't!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: No no no! Stop talking!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: NO! STOP TALKING! This is where you keep trying to talk when you already admit you don't know anything!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Because you don't know anything! Even though I've already done everything I possibly fucking can to tell you (and you and you and you), and everyone involved, out at department one(?) everything. And I've told you, multiple times, not even two fucking weeks ago! "Hey, just so you know, people have been, for the last 3 and a half fucking years, that people have been making false reports to you - to your department - about me, about me personally. Patrick S. Tomlinson, that's my name. That's who I am.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: At this address.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Shut up! I'm still talking!
Police: I'm still (doing stuff? doing an investigation?)
Patrick: What phone number?
Police: indistinct
Patrick: I don't give a shit!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: That would be awesome! Because I've called ....
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Do you have any idea how many times I've called YOU to let you know that THIS keeps HAPPENING! DO-YOU-HAVE-ANY-IDEA!? It's more than once!

Patrick: Hooligans! Do you know Hooligans? Down the street there? Near the fire hydrant, in 2020, I think? These people ...
Police: indistinct
Patrick: These people saw that Hooligans had a fire, .. on the local news, just on the local news. They called in the media and said "We saw Patrick S. Tomlinson, running away from the fire. He was ducking in the alley way." That wasn't the first time. Want to know the first time? Would you like to hear about it?
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Good, I got your attention finally.
Patrick: The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad at my address, using my name, using my phone number, using my address. Saying that I had free pepperonis to give away, that I had made from the bodies of black children that I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you came, banging on my door all night.

Patrick: We've been over this. Never fucking come to this address again! Never! If I need any of you, I will fucking call! Don't come here again!
Police: Can you verify your number? I'll make sure of this.
Patrick: We've been over this! I've talked to dispatch, I've talked to your fucking -- I've talked to your supervisors, I've talked to everyone. And you know what I was told at every point? "That's not -- we don't handle that. You'll have to talk to this other person, talk to this person, well I'm sorry, we don't do that anymore, we don't take those kinds of calls anymore."
Patrick: Never fucking come here again! Any of you! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth! You could have looked it up, it's in your notes, I know it is! Go back to your squad right now! Look up this address, or that address. Which is 2611, this is 2613.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Yeah, it's a duplex. Look it up! Do the minimum of your jobs!
Patrick: And never put me in cuffs again, you fucking idiots! Leave! Never return! Talk to your supervisor, all of you! Never come here again!
Patrick: indistinctly as police are walking away Leave it, you will be called(?).

 

[UnPRePared]

Just to add. previous to finding the call on the log, there was a period of twitter inactivity that we were wildly speculating on what could be the cause.

It was found out a bit later on that Nikki wasn't present, it was either fatty in an interview or twitter who mentioned the funeral.
may have been both, I think he let us know he was alone via twitter, we only found out it was a funeral from an interview.

After wild speculation on how suspicious it was that Nikki conveniently wasn't home if this was a Pat False Flag, the second swatting happened to just Nikki while Pat was away at a convention even though everyone in the world of Pat new he was at the con.

It's funny how he himself, unprompted, creates exposition for his story and then attributes 3rd party's motives to those details.
Maybe if he just reported straight facts without any embellishment or narrative crafting it would look less suspicious.
Or like a normal person, stfu so no-one knows what happened.

The only thing Owen is guilty of is publishing the freakout audio which also wouldn't have happened if Pat didn't act like a tough guy to the police despite this being the first time this has ever happened (4th by pat numbers).

Transcript to bring back some gold:

---

Police: Hang on, hang on.
Police: indistinct

Patrick: indistinct
Patrick: Now, nope.. Right! You don't care. What you know ... Shut the fuck up! Listen, because none of you have listened in THREE GOD DAMNED YEARS. Shut up!
Patrick: Thank you, fucking assholes.

Police: indistinct
Patrick: You.. no! Have you ... You'd be angry ... you don't fucking care ... No, you're not going to tell me ... No, you're not going to tell me anything! I know way more than you!

Police: Sir.
Patrick: Do you want to know the story? ... Awesome! It's... awesome! ... questions ... awesome! Wonderful! This is great!

Police: Is this a past relationship?
Patrick: No, it isn't an ex-girlfriend! No, it isn't an ex-wife! No, there's no motive! It would be amazing to know them!

Patrick: Do you know that this whole fucking time that you've been sent here by the stlakers? You know that.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: No, of course you don't!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: No no no! Stop talking!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: NO! STOP TALKING! This is where you keep trying to talk when you already admit you don't know anything!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Because you don't know anything! Even though I've already done everything I possibly fucking can to tell you (and you and you and you), and everyone involved, out at department one(?) everything. And I've told you, multiple times, not even two fucking weeks ago! "Hey, just so you know, people have been, for the last 3 and a half fucking years, that people have been making false reports to you - to your department - about me, about me personally. Patrick S. Tomlinson, that's my name. That's who I am.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: At this address.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Shut up! I'm still talking!
Police: I'm still (doing stuff? doing an investigation?)
Patrick: What phone number?
Police: indistinct
Patrick: I don't give a shit!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: That would be awesome! Because I've called ....
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Do you have any idea how many times I've called YOU to let you know that THIS keeps HAPPENING! DO-YOU-HAVE-ANY-IDEA!? It's more than once!

Patrick: Hooligans! Do you know Hooligans? Down the street there? Near the fire hydrant, in 2020, I think? These people ...
Police: indistinct
Patrick: These people saw that Hooligans had a fire, .. on the local news, just on the local news. They called in the media and said "We saw Patrick S. Tomlinson, running away from the fire. He was ducking in the alley way." That wasn't the first time. Want to know the first time? Would you like to hear about it?
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Good, I got your attention finally.
Patrick: The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad at my address, using my name, using my phone number, using my address. Saying that I had free pepperonis to give away, that I had made from the bodies of black children that I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you came, banging on my door all night.

Patrick: We've been over this. Never fucking come to this address again! Never! If I need any of you, I will fucking call! Don't come here again!
Police: Can you verify your number? I'll make sure of this.
Patrick: We've been over this! I've talked to dispatch, I've talked to your fucking -- I've talked to your supervisors, I've talked to everyone. And you know what I was told at every point? "That's not -- we don't handle that. You'll have to talk to this other person, talk to this person, well I'm sorry, we don't do that anymore, we don't take those kinds of calls anymore."
Patrick: Never fucking come here again! Any of you! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth! You could have looked it up, it's in your notes, I know it is! Go back to your squad right now! Look up this address, or that address. Which is 2611, this is 2613.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Yeah, it's a duplex. Look it up! Do the minimum of your jobs!
Patrick: And never put me in cuffs again, you fucking idiots! Leave! Never return! Talk to your supervisor, all of you! Never come here again!
Patrick: indistinctly as police are walking away Leave it, you will be called(?).

Good memories.

 

[RickReternal]

Just to add. previous to finding the call on the log, there was a period of twitter inactivity that we were wildly speculating on what could be the cause.

It was found out a bit later on that Nikki wasn't present, it was either fatty in an interview or twitter who mentioned the funeral.
may have been both, I think he let us know he was alone via twitter, we only found out it was a funeral from an interview.

After wild speculation on how suspicious it was that Nikki conveniently wasn't home if this was a Pat False Flag, the second swatting happened to just Nikki while Pat was away at a convention even though everyone in the world of Pat knew he was at the con.

It's funny how he himself, unprompted, creates exposition for his story and then attributes 3rd party's motives to those details.
Maybe if he just reported straight facts without any embellishment or narrative crafting it would look less suspicious.
Or like a normal person, stfu so no-one knows what happened.

The only thing Owen is guilty of is publishing the freakout audio which also wouldn't have happened if Pat didn't act like a tough guy to the police despite this being the first time this has ever happened (4th by pat numbers).

Transcript to bring back some gold:

---

Police: Hang on, hang on.
Police: indistinct

Patrick: indistinct
Patrick: Now, nope.. Right! You don't care. What you know ... Shut the fuck up! Listen, because none of you have listened in THREE GOD DAMNED YEARS. Shut up!
Patrick: Thank you, fucking assholes.

Police: indistinct
Patrick: You.. no! Have you ... You'd be angry ... you don't fucking care ... No, you're not going to tell me ... No, you're not going to tell me anything! I know way more than you!

Police: Sir.
Patrick: Do you want to know the story? ... Awesome! It's... awesome! ... questions ... awesome! Wonderful! This is great!

Police: Is this a past relationship?
Patrick: No, it isn't an ex-girlfriend! No, it isn't an ex-wife! No, there's no motive! It would be amazing to know them!

Patrick: Do you know that this whole fucking time that you've been sent here by the stlakers? You know that.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: No, of course you don't!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: No no no! Stop talking!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: NO! STOP TALKING! This is where you keep trying to talk when you already admit you don't know anything!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Because you don't know anything! Even though I've already done everything I possibly fucking can to tell you (and you and you and you), and everyone involved, out at department one(?) everything. And I've told you, multiple times, not even two fucking weeks ago! "Hey, just so you know, people have been, for the last 3 and a half fucking years, that people have been making false reports to you - to your department - about me, about me personally. Patrick S. Tomlinson, that's my name. That's who I am.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: At this address.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Shut up! I'm still talking!
Police: I'm still (doing stuff? doing an investigation?)
Patrick: What phone number?
Police: indistinct
Patrick: I don't give a shit!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: That would be awesome! Because I've called ....
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Do you have any idea how many times I've called YOU to let you know that THIS keeps HAPPENING! DO-YOU-HAVE-ANY-IDEA!? It's more than once!

Patrick: Hooligans! Do you know Hooligans? Down the street there? Near the fire hydrant, in 2020, I think? These people ...
Police: indistinct
Patrick: These people saw that Hooligans had a fire, .. on the local news, just on the local news. They called in the media and said "We saw Patrick S. Tomlinson, running away from the fire. He was ducking in the alley way." That wasn't the first time. Want to know the first time? Would you like to hear about it?
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Good, I got your attention finally.
Patrick: The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad at my address, using my name, using my phone number, using my address. Saying that I had free pepperonis to give away, that I had made from the bodies of black children that I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you came, banging on my door all night.

Patrick: We've been over this. Never fucking come to this address again! Never! If I need any of you, I will fucking call! Don't come here again!
Police: Can you verify your number? I'll make sure of this.
Patrick: We've been over this! I've talked to dispatch, I've talked to your fucking -- I've talked to your supervisors, I've talked to everyone. And you know what I was told at every point? "That's not -- we don't handle that. You'll have to talk to this other person, talk to this person, well I'm sorry, we don't do that anymore, we don't take those kinds of calls anymore."
Patrick: Never fucking come here again! Any of you! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth! You could have looked it up, it's in your notes, I know it is! Go back to your squad right now! Look up this address, or that address. Which is 2611, this is 2613.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Yeah, it's a duplex. Look it up! Do the minimum of your jobs!
Patrick: And never put me in cuffs again, you fucking idiots! Leave! Never return! Talk to your supervisor, all of you! Never come here again!
Patrick: indistinctly as police are walking away Leave it, you will be called(?).

The swatting/welfare checks are retarded and I hope they never happen again. (Including if you’re doing them, Pat.) However, a megaton meltdown like that, captured on audio? I’d love to hear another of those, just not for anything illegal. He’ll flip shit if the lolsuit gets thrown out, but it’s unlikely that will be recorded.

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

Just to add. previous to finding the call on the log, there was a period of twitter inactivity that we were wildly speculating on what could be the cause.

It was found out a bit later on that Nikki wasn't present, it was either fatty in an interview or twitter who mentioned the funeral.
may have been both, I think he let us know he was alone via twitter, we only found out it was a funeral from an interview.

After wild speculation on how suspicious it was that Nikki conveniently wasn't home if this was a Pat False Flag, the second swatting happened to just Nikki while Pat was away at a convention even though everyone in the world of Pat knew he was at the con.

It's funny how he himself, unprompted, creates exposition for his story and then attributes 3rd party's motives to those details.
Maybe if he just reported straight facts without any embellishment or narrative crafting it would look less suspicious.
Or like a normal person, stfu so no-one knows what happened.

The only thing Owen is guilty of is publishing the freakout audio which also wouldn't have happened if Pat didn't act like a tough guy to the police despite this being the first time this has ever happened (4th by pat numbers).

Transcript to bring back some gold:

---

Police: Hang on, hang on.
Police: indistinct

Patrick: indistinct
Patrick: Now, nope.. Right! You don't care. What you know ... Shut the fuck up! Listen, because none of you have listened in THREE GOD DAMNED YEARS. Shut up!
Patrick: Thank you, fucking assholes.

Police: indistinct
Patrick: You.. no! Have you ... You'd be angry ... you don't fucking care ... No, you're not going to tell me ... No, you're not going to tell me anything! I know way more than you!

Police: Sir.
Patrick: Do you want to know the story? ... Awesome! It's... awesome! ... questions ... awesome! Wonderful! This is great!

Police: Is this a past relationship?
Patrick: No, it isn't an ex-girlfriend! No, it isn't an ex-wife! No, there's no motive! It would be amazing to know them!

Patrick: Do you know that this whole fucking time that you've been sent here by the stlakers? You know that.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: No, of course you don't!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: No no no! Stop talking!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: NO! STOP TALKING! This is where you keep trying to talk when you already admit you don't know anything!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Because you don't know anything! Even though I've already done everything I possibly fucking can to tell you (and you and you and you), and everyone involved, out at department one(?) everything. And I've told you, multiple times, not even two fucking weeks ago! "Hey, just so you know, people have been, for the last 3 and a half fucking years, that people have been making false reports to you - to your department - about me, about me personally. Patrick S. Tomlinson, that's my name. That's who I am.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: At this address.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Shut up! I'm still talking!
Police: I'm still (doing stuff? doing an investigation?)
Patrick: What phone number?
Police: indistinct
Patrick: I don't give a shit!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: That would be awesome! Because I've called ....
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Do you have any idea how many times I've called YOU to let you know that THIS keeps HAPPENING! DO-YOU-HAVE-ANY-IDEA!? It's more than once!

Patrick: Hooligans! Do you know Hooligans? Down the street there? Near the fire hydrant, in 2020, I think? These people ...
Police: indistinct
Patrick: These people saw that Hooligans had a fire, .. on the local news, just on the local news. They called in the media and said "We saw Patrick S. Tomlinson, running away from the fire. He was ducking in the alley way." That wasn't the first time. Want to know the first time? Would you like to hear about it?
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Good, I got your attention finally.
Patrick: The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad at my address, using my name, using my phone number, using my address. Saying that I had free pepperonis to give away, that I had made from the bodies of black children that I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you came, banging on my door all night.

Patrick: We've been over this. Never fucking come to this address again! Never! If I need any of you, I will fucking call! Don't come here again!
Police: Can you verify your number? I'll make sure of this.
Patrick: We've been over this! I've talked to dispatch, I've talked to your fucking -- I've talked to your supervisors, I've talked to everyone. And you know what I was told at every point? "That's not -- we don't handle that. You'll have to talk to this other person, talk to this person, well I'm sorry, we don't do that anymore, we don't take those kinds of calls anymore."
Patrick: Never fucking come here again! Any of you! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth! You could have looked it up, it's in your notes, I know it is! Go back to your squad right now! Look up this address, or that address. Which is 2611, this is 2613.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Yeah, it's a duplex. Look it up! Do the minimum of your jobs!
Patrick: And never put me in cuffs again, you fucking idiots! Leave! Never return! Talk to your supervisor, all of you! Never come here again!
Patrick: indistinctly as police are walking away Leave it, you will be called(?).

The "ducking in the alley way" part always glazes my ribs.

 

[Will Tate]

none of you have listened in THREE GOD DAMNED YEARS. Shut up!

He was on the verge of tears when it said this and that brings me so much joy.