Travis Tefft’s wife Lisa and her big milkers.

[Cumtown Fags]

Happily Ever After

 

[Treat Yourself]

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Why does their kid look like an alien? Remnants of mollusk cum?

 

[Finger Trigger Attachment]

I hate the name 'Riley' especially for a girl. It sounds too masculine. It's like naming your daughter "Frederick."

I seem to remember a chain of fast food restaurants called "Reily's" with a (male) airplane pilot as a mascot. I guess that has influenced my attitude towards the name.

There is, of course, a female porn star with the first name of 'Riley,' but I won't say something like, "why would you give your daughter a porn star name?" Because that attributes too much dignity to the porn industry. When it comes to naming a son or daughter, parents should ignore the existence of porn. So I won't criticize Travis+whatshername on those grounds.

If I met someone named Debbie, I wouldn't think, "heh that's like 'debbie does dalas, huh huh huh" like Beavis & Butt-Head. Porn should not intrude into our collective minds. Debbie it a perfectly acceptable name.

Still. "Riley?" That would not be my first choice. I don't get it. When I think "Riley" I think about a male worker on an oil rig, wearing greasy leather gloves, always fearful that a rogue wave could sweep him out to sea.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I seem to remember a chain of fast food restaurants called "Reily's" with a (male) airplane pilot as a mascot. I guess that has influenced my attitude towards the name.

In the heart of Huntington!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

When I think "Riley" I think about a male worker on an oil rig, wearing greasy leather gloves, always fearful that a rogue wave could sweep him out to sea.

 

[Phish]

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Were not humiliating pipefitters today are we?!? Ffffaawwwwkkk

 

[Rick Roblinson]

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She looks like a middle-aged Sue Lightning

 

[despacito69]

Has braces, thinning hair and big milkers.

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A grill and bald white top? Sounds like a milk truck to me

 

[2-4-6-h8]

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...and the boys from the Motherlode Bar.

 

[chiquita banana]

OK guys, you've had your fun. I think you've had enough making fun of people's personal appearance for one day...

 

[Single Action Army]

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Age

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

For fucks sake, nigger nuts!

What's worse, this horrifying white trash nigger lippage 1000lbs sack of wet dog shite or that blubber lard heinous stretched out abyssal asshole Kikester with his veiny stretch marks and vomit inducing grotesquery?!

Legit question, you fookin' slope headed gooks!

"I Caca dau Vee Cee!"

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

She probably has one of those gross ass cracks that has like a pink line running up the middle and you have to hold your breathe in doggy because of the leftover shit smell
How is travis not intimidated by her?
She probably weighs more than him and is his height. Fuck that shit

"probably has one of those gross ass cracks that has like a pink line running up the middle and you have to hold your breathe in doggy because of the leftover shit smell"

Bruthaman, think you just described @midwit 's anus! Way to DRILL IT home that he once rolled next door with an unwiped asshole.

You're the best, Witster! Still getting solid mega lulz wit dat.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

His wife was already fucking someone on the side when he kicked the chair out. She got over that what seems like immediately.

Hey, pussies need hard cock in 'em. Raging hard-ons need to recklessly dump both std-less and std-ridden cum inside vaginas. I don't blame her.

Nigga wasn't even done swinging his body pendulum the other waaaayyy before she was reverse cow girlin' new dick with some lucky non-white devil's legs kicked out straight such as the luck of the corpse. This is the cycle of life.

"LETS GET SOME WHITE POWER UP IN HERE, NIGGER!"