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Two queers (Nana and Gavin) talking about threesomes, women, sex, etc

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
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Anthony got married in a dump of a 'bar' that got turned into a strip club shortly thereafter. On his wedding night he and his wife drank nonstop right after the ceremony. Anthony said that every single person basically drank until blackout drunk except for him because he was responsible for his new wife. Picture drunken Anthony prancing around the dancefloor with Joe's leftovers.

Anthony takes his wife back to a hotel room or wherever they were staying and she is dead drunk unconscious and cannot be roused. Anthony says that she was fully passed out drunk in passing on the show a few times, but can never officially say on the show if they had had sex on their wedding night, because of the terms of his divorce settlement though the answer is obvious. Every time Opie brought up Anthony's wedding night he had to answer very carefully as a wrong answer could cost him more money.

Anthony says he sat in bed with his passed out drunk wife crying all night then staring up at the ceiling thinking what a mistake he had made. After that though Anthony bought himself ten years of passing to the world as a heterosexual. This is in 1990 when the marriage started. By the time he meets Opie he is now living with Jennifer and a slave to her family and they all keep pestering them when they will have kids. Hilariously the answer that Anthony gives about kids is 'we don't have the money yet'. Then he gets a job working radio and so the pestering begins again.

Anthony told listeners that his wife wanted kids and so he would fake blowing loads inside of her during sex to fool her that he wanted her pregnant. A very believable story.
 

DickShawNitrate

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Two deeply closeted homosexual men, desperately trying to let one another (and everyone else) know how masculine, virile and straight they are. Only closet queens do this. Nana puts a massive, massive amount of time and energy into letting everyone in earshot know how heterosexual he is, but the typical heterosexual man doesn't feel compelled to do this, as why

If you listen carefully, you can hear the "squish" of a fat huge black dildo in Alex Jones ass.
 
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That is a possibility, another likely scenario would be that the 3rd parties were not adults. The kind of thing that could land a guy in jail. He didn't have time to allow the statute of limitations to run out.
Very true. I didn’t even consider that angle. That would make a lot of sense regarding why he paid her off in the divorce.
 
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