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No Danny is right usss. Go back to the Toothpick guy. They had to take his ID to get in and he flipped out when Steve / Po were taking too long to get it back to him.
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USSS! Has Master Po's New YouTube Channel Been Found Before?
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I thought your story was real until this part. Obvious lie.
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“You cannot poke someone in the eyes with a pen if they’re asking you for directions to the store.” - Master Bob “Master Po” Rivera
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Yeah, he wanted to know who was who so if he read something bad he could confront them. At the start of XM he was making interns print out all the Instant Feedback so he could scan it for threats.
How could Po hit on Lily when that's how Sam spent his afternoons? If I were Jess back then, I would NOT have been happy. At least she ended up in a completely normal, healthy, clandestine relationship with Norton, which lasted a very long time over a summer.
That's what it's like to be a girl intern who's a 6 at best.
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And I'm sure more, using every moment to flirt or hit on this chick. Fucked her way to the top, got signed by Norton's agent and was gifted a job with Brother Wheeze where she remains an on-air mainsta-- what's that? She never made an impact and her contract was not renewed? You don't say.
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It may help the credulity of the story if I told you the gift card was only $5.
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Phfft. Boring.
I used to go on 4chan and print out fake Burger King coupons for a FREE WHOPPER MEAL and send interns to go collect. Worked. I'd respect Erik much, much more if he had given you a fake coupon.
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I used one of those to get a free xbox game, it was bioshock.
Man those were good times.
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The good ol days. Fake Burger King coupons and the latest Cardstand threat thread. Ahhhhh.
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Well that's not as funny. I could have sworn it was Katrina in 05.
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BenDovid
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Like always, the posters here are wrong. Sandy was 2012 and Po was long fired by then.
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Oh I got em mixed up.
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Is he retar… nevermind.
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He needs to create and market his own fighting style called Pokwondo
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Master Po was to good for Opie and Anthony
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Look like someone Rich Vos would blow for crack
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Knowing Po is a fraud makes everything so much funnier. I still laugh out loud at the segment where he talks about getting 100 women together to do body rock.
I cannot imagine how hilarious it would be to watch Po and Jim Norton pretend to know how to play chess.
I cannot imagine how hilarious it would be to watch Po and Jim Norton pretend to know how to play chess.
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I loved when they had Slash on the show and Po had no idea who he was and didn’t give a shit at all, while Jimmy seethed and couldn’t wrap his head around not worshipping celebrities.
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I loved when he packed the studio with 100 shady randos for his one hour show and had no idea why that would be a problem. Or when he lost his fucking shit on Sam for taking that chess piece.
He’s sort of a crossover between @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda and Joe Cumia - aggressive enough to freak you the fuck out but clumsy enough to accidentally knock himself out with his own nunchucks.