Absolutely butchering “Sultans of Swing”
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Wha happen, moo?
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I’d take it back, this much more funny seeming wallow like a nobody hack he is, then getting him kicked off. He’s much more miserable playing for elderly.
God I hope there’s COVID outbreak on that ship
God I hope there’s COVID outbreak on that ship
I feel like Im getting some lip syncing vibes. That or he is basically back up vocals to a vocal track. He is using some type of echo effect and something just isnt quite right.
Im not going to listen again, but I am pretty sure he said Thank you very much before 1 person started clapping
I want to trash Joe but he's grooving and getting applause. It's better for him to be background noise so the audience can't focus on his pained facial expressions hitting out those notes.
Sounds like he's missing half the notes.
lmao what a ham! The exaggerated facial contortions are even funnier in this one because in the original, Mark Knopfler adopts a casual, chill persona and is almost talk-singing...meanwhile here Brotha Joe is grimacing like he's belting out the chorus in Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You"
I think I unironically like Brotha Joe at this point
A real showman.
Janitor Joe is performing in a glorified hallway.
I wonder how the Moose Lodge is coping these days without their Headliner?
Hoping for a story of a ship full of people shitting and puking so much they aren't allowed to go into port somewhere
He makes Joe Cocker look like a calm and poised performer.
At 65, Joe is the youngest person in the room. He probably feels youthful until he has to go back to his 165 square foot inside cabin and take his diabetes meds and joint supplements before he dozes off to sleep in his twin bed.
So so so you're saying that we DO have an effect on his life?The fact that a pack of millennials have bullied an elderly cruise musician to the point he has to disable comments when uploading videos of his performances to YouTube is surreal and I don't 100% know how to feel about it.
I really don't know who has the time to get a boat to somewhere you can fly to in a few hours. This leg of the cruise was a short one so it's not like there were multiple countries visited
Just imagine how depressed and beaten he looks when he's scrubbing those toilets and working with all the non-white staff.
Another Cumia life derailed and ruined by this wonderful, take-no-shit nigress.
I think he's having trouble keeping up with the drum machine, old girl has lost a step
To be fair, even if AntH never met her, quit drinking/tweeting, started showing Opie the respect he DESERVES and married a black woman, I think the Opie & Anthony gravy train would be over by now regardless.
At least in the sense of Sirius just paying them a couple million a year while they just gave a whatever effort
