What would be the funniest way for the boys to die?

[guest]

Opie: stomped to death by a homeless guy. Jim: stabbed during a robbery outside a massage parlor. Nana: alone, liver disease, body not discovered for a week. Joe: heart attack during a Rotgut reunion gig. Sam: crushed by a wrestler falling from the rafters.

Letting Joe relive his glory days one last time. How nice of you!

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Murdered by a Stern fan at their first live reunion show

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Letting Joe relive his glory days one last time. How nice of you!

First song, right before the solo.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I'd like to Jim Norton go out like Mr. Hands to be perfectly honest witcha

 

[rororosacunt]

 

[Brother JoeBo Kurlan]

Opie: Getting crushed at a Pearl Jam concert during a deep cut

"Tell my kids...."
"Yes Opie?"
"Tell... my... kids...."
"Of course Opie. I'll tell them anything... "
"Tell them... they... covered... a Velvet Underground son..."

 

[guest]

Jimmy will die like the son in World's Greatest Dad except there won't be anyone to stage it to look like an actual suicide and save his reputation. No one will find him until the neighbours report the smell.

 

[guest]

Nana to get drafted to fight against aliens like in Tomorrow's War.