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The one which I read fully (well, almost) is NIV.
I have it on kindle because it’s just convenient, I have several physical copies in various translations.
NIV is very readable, which is the most important thing imo. At least to begin with. View attachment 218981
Does it have footnotes and shit in it? I don’t want to have to keep looking shit up all the time
Just read the NIV New Testament in full, think about it obviously but just finish it, that’s where you should start. Then read the Old Testament and then worry about studying it, there’s a billion companion study books, YouTube etc. I’ve started a Bible study group (nobody will believe me so I don’t talk about it) and we have a growing group of like minded guys my age.
The Lord is opening the eyes of many in this degenerate troubling time. Every one of us started as athiests and turned to Christ during Covid.
Are you saying you watched Superbook in lockdown?Just read the NIV New Testament in full, think about it obviously but just finish it, that’s where you should start. Then read the Old Testament and then worry about studying it, there’s a billion companion study books, YouTube etc. I’ve started a Bible study group (nobody will believe me so I don’t talk about it) and we have a growing group of like minded guys my age.
The Lord is opening the eyes of many in this degenerate troubling time. Every one of us started as athiests and turned to Christ during Covid.
Just read the NIV New Testament in full, think about it obviously but just finish it, that’s where you should start. Then read the Old Testament and then worry about studying it, there’s a billion companion study books, YouTube etc. I’ve started a Bible study group (nobody will believe me so I don’t talk about it) and we have a growing group of like minded guys my age.
The Lord is opening the eyes of many in this degenerate troubling time. Every one of us started as athiests and turned to Christ during Covid.
That's one thing that bothered me about American evangelicals. They believe in absolute biblicism, bible is the word of God, not a one of them studies the languages it was written in or bothers with more than one translation. The translator isn't god, stupid.go with that blue bible book app or whatever - after you download the addons you will have access to like 5 dozen different versions and the ability to splitscreen them for easy comparison.
Yea most of my “eye openers” happened during the military. With covid, political insanity, and people wanting more government… something is going on. Also, seeing legit walking dead people right out my bed room window is another good sign.
Also, the whole bashing of Jesus being allowed is also really telling.
Looking back at this, that was another eye opener. I think the only funny “bash” on Jesus I have ever seen was the memes from like 20 years ago with Jesus with laser eyes. Or Jesus bugging people in the bank. Even though those weren’t really mean spirited or bashing him really.
They basically elevate the Bible itself to a fourth member of the Trinity. Idolaters.That's one thing that bothered me about American evangelicals. They believe in absolute biblicism, bible is the word of God, not a one of them studies the languages it was written in or bothers with more than one translation. The translator isn't god, stupid.
This image always made me laugh, even though it's not the intent.Also, the whole bashing of Jesus being allowed is also really telling.
Looking back at this, that was another eye opener. I think the only funny “bash” on Jesus I have ever seen was the memes from like 20 years ago with Jesus with laser eyes. Or Jesus bugging people in the bank. Even though those weren’t really mean spirited or bashing him really.
Does your chick have nice cans?My chick his they cool leather bound bible she got on amazon, has some cool illustrations in it too! If you don't like reading old english you can get a children's bible.
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