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Whats one thing that actually offends you?

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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Talking about anything not work related, I just want to get shit done and maybe have an hour of paid time where I pretend to be busy.
 
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I've once again joined a yahoo fantasy football league with randoms and have a "you're gonna trade me your best player for two of my shittiest ones" manager to deal with.

It's this retard mentality of "If I propose a thousand shitty trades that massively help my team, maybe 999 of them get rejected but one gets accepted so I win" without the slightest realization what an annoying cunt you're being to everyone else. Plus there's no option to block or ignore their plethora of requests, you just have to manually reject each one like you're in data processing.
If you werent a huge faggot you would be invited to a league with friends
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
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People taking phone calls while they are on the shitter
When I encounter that in a public bathroom, I start incessantly flushing in a stall nearby so the person on the other end of the line knows for sure the person is in the shitter and it disrupts the whole call.

Vurry funny. Usually they start trying to talk over the roar of the flushing, to no avail

Feel sort of bad for wasting water but it cracks me up each time.
 
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