What’s the longest you have held in a bowel movement?

[LingerLonger]

Norton once admitted on air he held in a shit during first grade for so long that he crapped his pants in class. And when a girl smelled it he awkwardly denied it but it was obvious what had happened. Norton said he liked to hold in shit for days on end because it felt good to slide the shit in and out of his asshole for pleasure. And that sometimes the shit would end up smelling like copper and make his entire body smell like rusty metal when he's walk around.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Norton once admitted on air he held in a shit during first grade for so long that he crapped his pants in class. And when a girl smelled it he awkwardly denied it but it was obvious what had happened. Norton said he liked to hold in shit for days on end because it felt good to slide the shit in and out of his asshole for pleasure. And that sometimes the shit would end up smelling like copper and make his entire body smell like rusty metal when he's walk around.

In hindsight, I'm glad I missed this episode.

 

[CQ Beans]

Don't remember how many days, but I was about 8 years old and held it in so long that I had serious abdominal pain that my mother thought was my appendix bursting.. so she took me to the hospital and they did some imaging and it turned out I was filled to the brim with doody.

So now I post scat porn because I'm a coprophile ^_^

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?

What are you referring to? Are you trying to shame me for a traumatic childhood experience?

 

[nigger6million]

5 days on an opioid binge. March the 3rd 2016. It was incredible. Had to use a stick to break it up. I have photos if anyone is interested.

 

[I WAS BLOCKED]

first real relationship out of high school i go out to glammis with her family. i am not really a shit outsize of my comfort zone kind of guy, especially at the ripe age of 18 so i held that fucker in. i remember when i got home i couldn't shit. it was so packed in there i had to push so fucking hard to get this tractor tire of a shit log out. happy i survived that day.

 

[EraGodless]

I had a diverticulitis flare (first time) in January of this year. I was in the hospital for a long fawkin time- anyhow, between colon issues and opiates, I didn't shit for 10 days. The doctors were getting progressively alarmed as I sure as fuck ate those 10 days (close to 2-3 meals a day). Anyway, they gave me a suppository, and within 30 minutes, I gave birth to a rather large dump. It was so large, the doctors and nurses commented on it the following day.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I have photos if anyone is interested.

You know the answer to that. Dump () em.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Norton said he liked to hold in shit for days on end because it felt good to slide the shit in and out of his asshole for pleasure.

It's things like this that make it so hard to believe he eventually married a man

 

[CQ Beans]

What are you referring to? Are you trying to shame me for a traumatic childhood experience?

Are we meeting next week or not?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I had a diverticulitis flare (first time) in January of this year. I was in the hospital for a long fawkin time- anyhow, between colon issues and opiates, I didn't shit for 10 days. The doctors were getting progressively alarmed as I sure as fuck ate those 10 days (close to 2-3 meals a day). Anyway, they gave me a suppository, and within 30 minutes, I gave birth to a rather large dump. It was so large, the doctors and nurses commented on it the following day.

I've only really been badly constipated one time in my life. I've heard people say that being constipated doesn't hurt but I was in constant pain from really bad stomach cramps. I remember I'd spend like hours on the shitter trying to take a dump and I'd end up naked, covered in sweat with my head resting on the toilet paper holder on the wall, wanting to die. It was like 4 or 5 days of that. I couldn't go to school or anything. My parents finally took me to the doctor and he gave me a suppository to take home. It was like a little stick of soap. I sure as fuck did not want to stick anything up my ass and was pissed off about it until the second I stuffed the thing up my butt I dropped a girthy log. It was immediate. I went from pissed off at the idea of a suppository to "As if I could've just done that at any time and stopped the cramps." Like, I would've jammed a baseball bat up my ass if it would've made that shit stop but my parents just kept making me tough it out and eat fruit like "He's gonna shit any minute now." Healthcare is free here, by the way.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

A hour

 

[Stent]

I've only really been badly constipated one time in my life. I've heard people say that being constipated doesn't hurt but I was in constant pain from really bad stomach cramps. I remember I'd spend like hours on the shitter trying to take a dump and I'd end up naked, covered in sweat with my head resting on the toilet paper holder on the wall, wanting to die. It was like 4 or 5 days of that. I couldn't go to school or anything. My parents finally took me to the doctor and he gave me a suppository to take home. It was like a little stick of soap. I sure as fuck did not want to stick anything up my ass and was pissed off about it until the second I stuffed the thing up my butt I dropped a girthy log. It was immediate. I went from pissed off at the idea of a suppository to "As if I could've just done that at any time and stopped the cramps." Like, I would've jammed a baseball bat up my ass if it would've made that shit stop but my parents just kept making me tough it out and eat fruit like "He's gonna shit any minute now." Healthcare is free here, by the way.

PFG bit by the old folks.

 

[IanCurtis]

3-4 days while dehydrated - sadly no mega-turd just mush. I recall Bobby Brown recounting how he pulled a string of shit out of Whitney Houston's coke-addled constipated ass and her trying to tell him to stop telling the story only for her to say at the end of his efforts "that's love..."

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