"When I was broke I still had girls. Why? Because I GOT PERSONALITY! AND A GIANT CAWK"

[CumiaPoodle]

Just go bald like a man, dude. Cmon.
Im mid-20s and I already look like Bruce Willis in the first Die Hard, but Im just gonna go down with the ship

You probably have a nicer body than me and unless you’re very unlucky are more attractive facially.

I started going bald in the front at 13. By the time I was 15 I had that Vegata shit.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Another admission of his pedophilia. "I had a 14 year old at 21" then laughs it off, says he's kidding, but we know Anthony really did that. He should be neutralized and arrested on site.

“I had” that’s a disgusting way to put a disgusting act.

 

[Renaus]

or just compared to Opie's wife.

Exactly. Opie's wife was without a doubt good looking.

"A simp buys a woman's affection. He is always overcompensating for his lack of masculine energy by spending money. He spends ridiculous amounts of money on women because he believes money has the power to buy a woman's affection"

That's why it was always funny when he used to say that he couldn't see himself paying for a prostitute.
"I have to give expensive gifts to women just to have a chance of fucking them but I'm not a loser who pays for sex!"
Hell, he could've fucked 10s without wasting 10% of the money that he had to give for his 5s and low 6s gfs.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

You probably have a nicer body than me and unless you’re very unlucky are more attractive facially.

I started going bald in the front at 13. By the time I was 15 I had that Vegata shit.

I’ve been called SEXY

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Ernest P Worrell lookin ass nigga

Like Ernest and Freddy Krueger hate fucked and the aborted fetus lived.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Exactly. Opie's wife was without a doubt good looking.


That's why it was always funny when he used to say that he couldn't see himself paying for a prostitute.
"I have to give expensive gifts to women just to have a chance of fucking them but I'm not a loser who pays for sex!"
Hell, he could've fucked 10s without wasting 10% of the money that he had to give for his 5s and low 6s gfs.

Maybe but Tranth needs a live-in beard

 

[guest]

Exactly. Opie's wife was without a doubt good looking.


That's why it was always funny when he used to say that he couldn't see himself paying for a prostitute.
"I have to give expensive gifts to women just to have a chance of fucking them but I'm not a loser who pays for sex!"
Hell, he could've fucked 10s without wasting 10% of the money that he had to give for his 5s and low 6s gfs.

He'd rather second hand complain after the fact about how he bought his girlfriend's mom's teeth. You know God damn well that he offered to have them fixed to impress her.

SIMP. Plain and simple.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

That personality shit only goes so far. tbh his personality is terrible he has no game and is a simp. I became absurdly fucking fat over the last 2 and a half years. Like seriously I shoulda died.

How fat we talkin here? Like on a scale of Patrick to Bob Kelly.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

How fat we talkin here? Like on a scale of Patrick to Bob Kelly.

Figuratively speaking, not that wide of a scale here.

In a literal sense though, very very very wide.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

How fat we talkin here? Like on a scale of Patrick to Bob Kelly.

I’m taller than Bobby (everyone is) but I was Bobby Kelly fat. Well I was close. I was fat fucking mess. But unlike bob i have always been muscular and wide. So when I lost 50-60 pounds I was jacked without picking up any weights.

I still need to lose like 40 more pounds but this time I have to work out while I do it to maximize.
I lost some muscle even wI was a disgusting mess I had large shoulder chest arm and quad muscles.. I absolutely lost some while losing the weight which sucks.

I’ve always put on muscle and fat really really quick. I can’t eat anything besides salads and chicken, a little fruit. Or I will gain a lot of weight.

im kind of afraid I’ll gain weight if I start lifting weights it’s a tough one man.

 

[Stent]

a little fruit

 

[guest]

I got hall follicllssssss for television little aby child

J am NIT fat chuld